Hokay, so this is what I've learned, kiddies.
Never curse Robert Downey Jr., even affectionately. Because that "lousy whore", as I love Tabininjasocks' comment about him, will get you back. I was watching a really fucking fascinating film with him in it and my DVD player went belly-up and died. Right as I'd finally decided "Okay, inner fangirl, I don't care how scared I am of losing David Nykl, if you wants RDJ movies, you can has." I bit the bullet and got two. In Dreams, where he plays a serial killer with long hair who looks like a wild animal. The other movie, the movie I was watching was called "Fur", where he looked even more like a wild animal because he plays a man with that werewolf disease that makes hair grow all over a person's body. Since I have a thing for werewolves and fur and soft things, I was absolutely captivated. Also, the only thing you can really see of him is his eyes, which I think are his best feature, and you get to watch how well he acts with them. He and Nicole Kidman (who, I'm sorry, Crew, because I know you liked her in Moulin Rouge, but I wouldn't really ever watch deliberately) have this strange beauty and the beast thing going on. But he is a charming, generally good-hearted, shy, creative (he makes wigs from his own hair), though slightly pervy beast. If any of you know me, you will know how fucking wrecked I am by all these facts. And I had to watch the last half hour of it on my effing compy. Failbuckets!!!
It wasn't much trouble and actually less money than I expected to get a new player, but now I find that the new player doesn't connect up like the old one. I need to get ahold of someone with tech skills! AHDSDHSJFDHDFKDHFK!!! He is laughing at me somewhere. That ass.
You don't have to look so fucking smug about it.