Sometimes, I wonder why I even have one of these things anymore. Afterall, I never use it, and when I do, it's just to read other people's stuff. I guess that's why I have it
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A daily commuter cyclist (identified only as Clifton GK1) was approaching the 522 interchange on 175th ave. in Woodinville, WA on 5-29-07 and was verbally accosted by two young gentlemen in a Jeep Cherokee. When he entered the left turn only lane two cars ahead of the assailants, they failed to notice the group of early-teen BMX cyclists approaching in the oncoming lane of traffic. The assailants yelled "Hey faggot douche on the bike!" at CGK1, failing to notice the BMXers in the oncoming lane. One of the BMXers took this call as a personal affront, and picked up a chunk of concrete from the curb and threw it at the Jeep's back window, shattering it in one fell swoop. CGK1 rode off, unharmed. The driver and passenger of the Jeep yelled at the teenaged assailaints, but made no attempt to confront the youths. If asked about the incedent, CGK1 will claim a passive victory via instant karma over the Jeep driving assailaints.
/For the record, CGK1 drives a big-assed, 6 inch lift kitted, CB antennaed, 33 inch mud-tired, winch-bumpered, certified ARES Search and Rescue vehicle Jeep Cherokee when not riding his 17 year-old rigid framed mountain bike and being assaulted by other teeny-peckered, insecure with their own sexuality, SUV driving a-holes. // CGK1 has rear window stickers that read "This Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep.", "Land Rover Rescue Service: Dial 1-800-IM-STUCK" and (inverted text) "If you can read this, flip me over."
Cyclist witnesses instant karma at intersection.
A daily commuter cyclist (identified only as Clifton GK1) was approaching the 522 interchange on 175th ave. in Woodinville, WA on 5-29-07 and was verbally accosted by two young gentlemen in a Jeep Cherokee. When he entered the left turn only lane two cars ahead of the assailants, they failed to notice the group of early-teen BMX cyclists approaching in the oncoming lane of traffic. The assailants yelled "Hey faggot douche on the bike!" at CGK1, failing to notice the BMXers in the oncoming lane. One of the BMXers took this call as a personal affront, and picked up a chunk of concrete from the curb and threw it at the Jeep's back window, shattering it in one fell swoop.
CGK1 rode off, unharmed. The driver and passenger of the Jeep yelled at the teenaged assailaints, but made no attempt to confront the youths.
If asked about the incedent, CGK1 will claim a passive victory via instant karma over the Jeep driving assailaints.
/For the record, CGK1 drives a big-assed, 6 inch lift kitted, CB antennaed, 33 inch mud-tired, winch-bumpered, certified ARES Search and Rescue vehicle Jeep Cherokee when not riding his 17 year-old rigid framed mountain bike and being assaulted by other teeny-peckered, insecure with their own sexuality, SUV driving a-holes.
// CGK1 has rear window stickers that read "This Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep.", "Land Rover Rescue Service: Dial 1-800-IM-STUCK" and (inverted text) "If you can read this, flip me over."
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