Author Report Help

[thatgreenlady]

 So for my English class we have to do and Author/Novel report and I chose Chuck and "Rant". We are supposed to provide excerpts from this and other works. What I would like is if you would tell me some of your favorite qoutes and/or sections from any of his books (or essays or interviews, etc) that you think best summarize his style of writing, themes, outlook on life, influences, etc. Or things that people reacted to very strongly. I need ones that are mostly from Rant or Fight Club, but other books are ok too. If you want to type out the whole thing, feel free, but page numbers are nice and preferred.
Thank you for the help!