so today....

Jun 25, 2002 22:03

Well now you've really done it, Peregrin the Useless. Fucked up the entire mentality of the Shire by revealing what we all knew, that Bilbo Baggins was a child pornographer touchy feely old man. Boy, you just don't understand that it was one of those things everyone knew but never talked about. You're just lucky we only sent you to him on holidays and when you had done something really terrible.

Pimpernel, go make yourself useful before I kill you.

Pearl, you can take your time in packing and leaving since you and Pervinca were the golden children.

EVERARD DON'T READ THE END OF THAT!! Oh Eru please, he is our last hope for a normal child, NO SLASH BEFORE YOU'RE THIRTEEN.

Ah, memories. :)

And that is all for today. Commence whining. I live for it.
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