to: the took children
Hmph. WELL. I got myself a new icon and I can't even enjoy it now because of what I have to do. >:|
Pimpernel, you've been here only a few days and in the beginning, your mother and I looked forward to getting to know you and being a family again. Now what? You go off into a haunted cornfield, can't even save yourself, go out drinking, run away, fall for some Modern Earth boy, get your tongue pierced, ruin your beautiful hair with a mohawk, and then want to come back here as if nothing happened and depend on us utterly and completely all over again. You almost gave your poor mother a stroke with your reckless behavior, and that I do not tolerate.
I, Thain Paladin Took, hereby disown you, Pimpernel Took. Begone. And take your freaky violet eyes with you.
My other spawn children are to go out of the house and make themselves independent, useful, and successful. Invent something or conquer some country. If a Took takes back the Shire and the office of Mayor/Postmaster/etc., it will impress me a great deal and make me very proud of you and not regret helping conceive you.
*sigh* Well Eggy, it's just you and me... oh, and Everard. He's not ready to be thrown out into the world and made to fend for himself. However, the four of you are. So go now, while the three of us enjoy our lives here leisurely and enjoy our tuna sandwiches. Have fun. Don't kill yourselves or angst too much.
Pimpernel, you've been here only a few days and in the beginning, your mother and I looked forward to getting to know you and being a family again. Now what? You go off into a haunted cornfield, can't even save yourself, go out drinking, run away, fall for some Modern Earth boy, get your tongue pierced, ruin your beautiful hair with a mohawk, and then want to come back here as if nothing happened and depend on us utterly and completely all over again. You almost gave your poor mother a stroke with your reckless behavior, and that I do not tolerate.
I, Thain Paladin Took, hereby disown you, Pimpernel Took. Begone. And take your freaky violet eyes with you.
My other spawn children are to go out of the house and make themselves independent, useful, and successful. Invent something or conquer some country. If a Took takes back the Shire and the office of Mayor/Postmaster/etc., it will impress me a great deal and make me very proud of you and not regret helping conceive you.
*sigh* Well Eggy, it's just you and me... oh, and Everard. He's not ready to be thrown out into the world and made to fend for himself. However, the four of you are. So go now, while the three of us enjoy our lives here leisurely and enjoy our tuna sandwiches. Have fun. Don't kill yourselves or angst too much.