AHAHAHA. --OH MY GOD. [Active]

[deliciously_aya]

Character(s): Ayame, Zim, Nobodies, Chii, Fai D. Flowright
Content: A meeting of crack. Zim and Ayame happen to be around the same area at the same time and will maybeprobablyalmostcertainly get their bums horribly defeated by Nobodies!
Setting: Auntie Unde's.
Time: Early afternoonish, I guess.
Warnings: CRACK. Stupidity. Annoyingness. Wtferism.

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[impendingdoomii]

"WAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Zim had no idea where the voice had come from, and he jumped terribly when he first heard it. Could it be the wo/man he had seen earlier, speaking from the white creature's belly?! It had to be, since he couldn't see anyone else nearby, and why they would be emulating that voice anyway was beyond him. So that must mean s/he was still alive! .... EW.

Deciding to heed the advice anyway, he stomped around on the legs, trying to land a kick on the creature's head. The thing was so skinny and agile that had he been anything but the overconfident, egotistical, and above all else retarded alien that he was, he might have recognized that he was doing it all in vain. However, he didn't, and he wasn't, so anyone within range could see him bouncing around as he tried with all his might to kill the thing.

That was when he spotted the snake.

"WHAT IS THIS?!" he yelled, freezing for a moment. He shook the leg it was wrapped around vigorously, trying to get rid of it. That had to be what had crawled up his uniform, but... oh no, was it this thing's reinforcement? It was the same sort of color, so... "GET OFF!! OFF! YOU SHALL NOT DEFEAT THE ALMIGHTY ZIM!"

[paixaonpcs]

Due to the green person with things on its head wobbling around and stomping so sporadically and fiercely, it was very difficult for the Dusk to do as it pleased. Poke this leg, and it moves. Poke that leg, and it moves. A very curious creature this green person with things on its head was, the Dusk pseudo-thought as it wavered like water. The Dusk watched a long, white thing wiggle around the green person with things on its head and it amused the Dusk. The green person with things on its head seemed to become worried or afraid at the long, white thing, although it appeared mostly harmless.

The Dusk had an idea!

What would the green person with things on its head do when the Dusk decided to climb up the long, spidery legs attached to its back and poke it up there? It was a long, and interesting thought, which gave the Dusk time to think while the green person with things on its head spasmodically trembled along the road. And then, the Dusk struck.

The watery Nobody slung around the legs of the green person with things on its head and continued climbing until it reached the actual person, sitting high atop its spidery legs like a spidery green king.

And then it poked.

It poked the green person with things on its head's eyes. It poked the large head-like appendage. It poked its squeedlie spooch large organ near the surface of its body. It danced on top of the green person with things on its head's head and enjoyed it.

The Dusk was partying on the neurotic Irken.