ATTENTION!

[cowardly_hero]

Attention all Paixins... Paixaonies, Paxories? Oy, what were they callin' them again? ...Paixaoans! -yeah, that's the one. *ahem* This is your newly elected moderator speaking; the one and only me! And it is with high spirits I boldly accept my new duty of taking care of all you little people out there. Unlike that lousy, good for nothin' mayor, I

Comments

[sir_doctor]

You know... That sounds like a pretty important job. Lots of rules and responsibilities. Not very Hakuna Matata of you...

[hypnotistsnake]

All it really requiresss isss for him to possst a comment on the journalsss sssimilar to the one made by (Overlord?) Laharl earlier every now and then to prevent thossse easssily irritated from doing something rasssh and prevent panic amongssst thossse newly arriving

Do YOU have a better idea than Timon?

[sir_doctor]

I don't know... that still seems like an AWFUL lot of work...

[hypnotistsnake]

-_^' isss everybody asss lazssy asss you where your' from?

[fuzzymaraca]

Nah, it's easy telling people what you know and making up what you don't. I like the fur brushing idea, though. I'll have to get him to let me in on that part, especially since he'll probably try to draft me as his bodyguard or something. Might as well get some perks from the job.

[hypnotistsnake]

Ahhhhh, you mussst be one of Timonsss' protective lion friendsss he mentioned earlier. My name isss Kaa, a pleasssure to make your' much esssteemed aquaintancsse.

[fuzzymaraca]

I'm Kovu. Nice to meet you too. Maybe I'll catch you around the city sometime.

[hypnotistsnake]

I look forward to it.

[cowardly_hero]

Make up stuff? Like I'd ever not know something. -or misinform people.

The brushing I can do... As soon as I find someone for the job. Any volunteers out there?

[fuzzymaraca]

Oh, of course not. I was referring to other people with similar jobs. I'm sure you'd never mislead people to get your own way. You're far too noble and principled for that.

[cowardly_hero]

That's right!

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Wait, was that... Ah, never mind.

[cowardly_hero]

Not very Hakuna Matata? When there's power involved, I can make an exception Ha! Aren't you forgetting, I make the rules? Besides, this is easy stuff. All I gotta do is tell people what to do and where to go. What's so hard about that?

[hypnotistsnake]

Hakuna Matata? Ssshould I asssk?

[cowardly_hero]

Of course you should ask! It's two little words that'll change your life.

[hypnotistsnake]

For better or worssse?