ATTENTION!

[cowardly_hero]

Attention all Paixins... Paixaonies, Paxories? Oy, what were they callin' them again? ...Paixaoans! -yeah, that's the one. *ahem* This is your newly elected moderator speaking; the one and only me! And it is with high spirits I boldly accept my new duty of taking care of all you little people out there. Unlike that lousy, good for nothin' mayor, I

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[paixaomayor]

Wh-What!!

There was no authorized election!

ALL CITIZENS SHOULD DISREGARD THIS POST

[overlords_wrath]

I don't think you'll have any problem with that.

[cowardly_hero]

Laharl, you stay outta this. This is important leader talk.

[overlords_wrath]

Hmhmhm... Right.

[cowardly_hero]

No! Can't you see what is happening here? Because of my leadership qualities and vast intellect the citizens have decided to make me in charge instead of you. And, of course, I will go along with it. If anyone post should be disregarded, it's yours.

[weeatbodies]

Bluntly, you're so bad at answering questions to "foreigners" like us that we're pretty sure anybody would be a better choice to turn to than you. Why not Timon? And it seems like a good idea for that someone else to be another foreigner, since they would have no reason to withold information from us the way you do.

[cowardly_hero]

If I didn't know any better, I'd say your standing up for me. -which you should, me being your moderator and all.

[weeatbodies]

Not so much standing up for you as denouncing the bumbling incompetent that calls himself a mayor. But if you'd rather look at it your way, then fine--it amounts to the same thing, after all.

[hypnotistsnake]

My point exssactly, Timon'sss a nearly perfect canditate for thisss posssition. Assssuming that he can underssstand what it isss and doesssn't cleverly trick all of the foreignersss into tricking themssselvesss.

[isaacmustdie]

Agreed. I have no idea what the people of Paixao have to hide from the newcomers, but their mere coloration has me on edge already, and hearing of others with their questions yet unanswered is not helping any goals that might involve preventing a bloodbath.