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[tenshinomakai]

Citizens of Paixao, it's been a difficult time here, I know. Through it all, one person has been with you. One person has been there through the hard times, the good times and everything in between. One person has gone out of their way to keep you informed and in good hands

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[cowardly_hero]

You... Want to help me?

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

Wait, what about my mouth?

[voice]

[tenshinomakai]

Don't worry about that. You're the best man, er, meerkat for the job! And the even better news is, I'll be your right hand goddess! Your very own divine campaign manager.

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

... Uh hu.

I didn't ask for a campaign manager.

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[tenshinomakai]

Of course you didn't. You have the needs of the people at the forefront of your mind and I can totally respect that. But there comes a time in every politician's life when he has to play the game, shoulder responsibilities and fend off assassins. Why do it alone?

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[cowardly_hero]

ASSASSINS?!

[voice]

[tenshinomakai]

Of course! You didn't think everyone would be happy to see you in power, did you?

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[cowardly_hero]

I'm not a mook... Regardless of what people seem to think.

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[tenshinomakai]

I know you're not. And it'll be my job to make sure other people know that too.

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[cowardly_hero]

Hu. Having a goddess around might not be such a bad idea after all. Alright, you're hired!

[voice]

[tenshinomakai]

Great! You won't be disappointed.

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[cowardly_hero]

Just worried about what you'll do next.