(no subject)
Citizens of Paixao, it's been a difficult time here, I know. Through it all, one person has been with you. One person has been there through the hard times, the good times and everything in between. One person has gone out of their way to keep you informed and in good hands.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take this time to officially announce that I'm dropping out of Paixao's mayoral race and supporting that singular person of questionable moral compass but undeniable cunning:
Timon for Mayor!
I know what you're thinking. Sure, he's short and he's got a mouth that won't quit, but he's been around longer than most of us. He knows the game, friends, and I'm willing to put my money on the experienced horse. And if you're worried he won't have the walk to back up his talk, don't stress: I'll personally offer my services to keep him in line and the rest of you protected.
Whether he likes it or not.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take this time to officially announce that I'm dropping out of Paixao's mayoral race and supporting that singular person of questionable moral compass but undeniable cunning:
Timon for Mayor!
I know what you're thinking. Sure, he's short and he's got a mouth that won't quit, but he's been around longer than most of us. He knows the game, friends, and I'm willing to put my money on the experienced horse. And if you're worried he won't have the walk to back up his talk, don't stress: I'll personally offer my services to keep him in line and the rest of you protected.
Whether he likes it or not.