[WELCOME BACK TO THE BARGE, have some
Sinatra to twist the knife into your already anguished hearts, because Gabe can't resist mocking the masses. NEVER MIND THAT IF HE LISTENED TO THE LYRICS, IT WOULD HIT UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE TO HOME, BUT MAYBE NOT, BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY DENYING THAT HE HAS ANY FEELINGS OF THE LOVING VARIETY FOR PEOPLE NAMED MAX. REALLY. :|]
Welcome back to reality, and to lull you back into that horrible den of self-realization, here's a long-distance dedication for all you newlyweds out there, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Trickster. May the next week be extremely awkward for all of you.
As for me... Can every port be like that one? I think I've had enough lust and schadenfreude to keep me happy for the rest of the winter.