[FIC] SPN: Harmful If Swallowed (G)
TITLE: Harmful If Swallowed
CHARACTER(S): Dean Winchester (Mentions of Sam Winchester)
FANDOM: Supernatural
RATING: G
WARNING(S): Inspired by a Dane Cook skit, pure absolute crack.
SUMMARY: They hadn't been to the movies in ages, but well... Dean wasn't going to miss this.
WORD COUNT: 135
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for no damn reason at all except to make myself laugh. Also, I'm addicted to feedback, so leave comments. Even if it's bad. CRITIQUES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND MY FRIENDS!!
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They hadn't been to the movies in ages, but well... Dean wasn't going to miss this. It was a Die Hard movie, ghosts and demons and whatever the Hell they were going to hunt next could just wait.
Sam went to get snacks- popcorn with too much butter, a soda that could feed a third-world country, nachos and one of those disgusting movie theater hot dogs, sno-caps and gummy bears. They were breaking the bank.
But as the people climbed to their seats behind him, Dean really wished Sam were there. No one was going to believe this.
"Oh it's so sticky," the girl groused, her feet sticking to the floor as she walked.
Dean leaned back and gave her a grin as the lights faded to black, white smile shining in the dark. "I just came."
CHARACTER(S): Dean Winchester (Mentions of Sam Winchester)
FANDOM: Supernatural
RATING: G
WARNING(S): Inspired by a Dane Cook skit, pure absolute crack.
SUMMARY: They hadn't been to the movies in ages, but well... Dean wasn't going to miss this.
WORD COUNT: 135
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for no damn reason at all except to make myself laugh. Also, I'm addicted to feedback, so leave comments. Even if it's bad. CRITIQUES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND MY FRIENDS!!
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They hadn't been to the movies in ages, but well... Dean wasn't going to miss this. It was a Die Hard movie, ghosts and demons and whatever the Hell they were going to hunt next could just wait.
Sam went to get snacks- popcorn with too much butter, a soda that could feed a third-world country, nachos and one of those disgusting movie theater hot dogs, sno-caps and gummy bears. They were breaking the bank.
But as the people climbed to their seats behind him, Dean really wished Sam were there. No one was going to believe this.
"Oh it's so sticky," the girl groused, her feet sticking to the floor as she walked.
Dean leaned back and gave her a grin as the lights faded to black, white smile shining in the dark. "I just came."