Just for the record, Liam Fox is an idiot.

Looks like I should've bought a bigger rocket launcher, before Dave goes and sells them all to Libya.

 Looks like someone's been messing with people's heads.

Peter, I don't suppose you'd care to tell me whether you undertook any experiments during a certain wager, by any chance? Or should I go straight to John for a second opinion?

 Nice to see young David's been obsessing about helicopters hard at work for Yeovil again.

James, where and when for the Lib Dem piss-up, by the way? 

 ...would have been far more fun had the functionaries in charge placed a ban on baked beans, cabbage and other such foodstuffs first.

And people complaining about the camp beds. I had to threaten to kill that one Tory peer before he'd shut up about it. Clearly he's never had to sleep in an open field while his camp was being shelled.

Seems David's and James's attempt at a reunion last night didn't go too well.  Nobody's heard from David since.  I've spent the night driving round London searching people's allotments for cabbage patches.

Unfortunately, there are a hell of a lot of allotments in London.

When I find him, I'm going to hug the living daylights out of him, I don't care ( Read more... )