TM: Most people wish that I...

[padawansrock]

I think most people - most people being Anakin and perhaps Obi-Wan - wish that I couldn't talk to them. They probably think that, as a rock, I shoudl be seen and not heard

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[sure_shot_honey]

A talking rock. Oh Jeebus.

[padawansrock]

*huffs*

And what is wrong with a talking rock?

[sure_shot_honey]

My talking car will be annoyed that someone could steal his 'Oddest Object With The Gift Of Speech' award. And you're quite shiny too.

[padawansrock]

[ooc: *facepalms* Oooooooohhhh. You said the wrong thing, lady.]

*perks up*

Yes! Aren't I, though? My glorious Red Shine is quite marvelous, wouldn't you agree? Quite my best asset, I would say. No other Shine like it!

*Sparkles*

*hopeful* If you were to, let's say, pick me up, I could get Hot for you, warm your hands, maybe?

[sure_shot_honey]

It's a glorious shine. Do you wax or is that all natural? The car will be most jealous indeed.

*picks up* If you weren't a rock, I'd think you were coming onto me.

[[Hee hee! But it's just sooo shinnny... :p ]]

[padawansrock]

*puffs up and flexes....if rocks could puff up and flex, that is*

This, is all natural, darling. All natural. Impressive, isn't it? You should see me in the sun. I Sparkle most excellently in the sun.

Do you like sunbathing?

*gets Hot* There, isn't that nice? I'm good company on cold nights. Or in space.

[sure_shot_honey]

I think you're damn impressive. I'd love to take some photos of you. You'd be captured beautifully.

I don't mind it. There's worse things than lounging around in a bikini.

It's lovely. I might have to take you home.

[padawansrock]

[ooc: heh, the only problem with this pup is that anything he says can sound oh so very wrong...]

*blushes*

Awww, shucks. I would love posing for you. You really think I have potential to be a model?

And I adore sunbathing. I love it! Mmmmsun. My favourite spot is on the windowsill in the middle of the afternoon, snoozing in a sunbeam.

Ooooh. I'm sorry, but I belong to someone already. You have to ask Anakin if you can take me home.

[sure_shot_honey]

Anyone has the potential to be a model. I love taking pictures of anything interesting and a little unusual.

We'll have to go to the beach and sunbathe. Do you like the ocean air?

It's always the way. Maybe just for a holiday then.

[[*g* And Poppy does revel in the wrong. ;) ]]

[padawansrock]

Well, I certainly am interesting! Glorious Red Shine, and all.

My lady, I grew up in a beautiful river. Moist air is something of a lovely memory for me. I would love to experience this beach and ocean air. Force knows I would never get within a million miles of a beach with Anakin in tow.

Oh, that would be lovely. I hope Anakin wouldn't mind my going for a few days...

[sure_shot_honey]

Oh, it's Poppy by the way. I'll have to take you to the beach some time. I get the feeling you'll love it. Doesn't Anakin like the beach? Is he aware that he can stare at bronzed beauties wearing very little? Or is he shy about his appearance in a banana hammock?

I'm sure he wouldn't.

[padawansrock]

You may call me Ciaran.

Anakin? Beach? *laughs hysterically*

My dear, Anakin despises sand. He despises sand more than anythng in the entire universe. Hates it lots and lots.

[sure_shot_honey]

Even a nudist beach? And your Anakin sounds like a strange fruit.

[padawansrock]

Well, his disposition towards sand is quite understandable when you take into consideration that his home planet was covered in the stuff. Desert planets can have that effect on people.

[sure_shot_honey]

Desert planet?

[padawansrock]

Yeah. You know, a planet that's all desert, no water?