War and Poop
There once was a story about two boys making their way home into what they thought was the peaceful and beautiful land of Stanton's restroom. One of the boys...we'll call him Chicken Hawk, went first into the dangerous and treacherous abyss because his bladder was calling from a distant land to be set free. Upon entering this once sacred of places Chicken Hawk discovered something amazing and disturbing all at the same time awaiting him underneath the lid of the toliet. Lifting the lid he saw 12,ooo yards of toliet paper wadded up and thrown into the bowl along with the mounds of poop. The toliet paper created a soft resting place for the poop. He shrieked lifting the top lid trying to remember how to stop a toliet from over flowing...finally as the water reached the brim he finally remembered his training from his father and pulled the correct lever at the last second before the water over flowed onto the floor. His next course of action was to call for his loyal companion No-Hawk who came running to see what the fuss was really all about. At first No-Hawk and Chicken-Hawk were apalled that someone would defile such a place with such terror...then they knew what had to be done. Chicken Hawk handed the lever over to No-Hawk and ran to the distant empire of Sister's Temple of Hygiene grabbing the plunger that shown a beautiful red aura acknowledging it's destiny. Chicken-Hawk ran to the cursed land brimming over with joy of his victory...however being overcome with the demons first attack of laughter he threw the plunger at No-Hawk saying, "Now you must overcome this trial without my assistance." Chicken Hawk stepped away from the scene to regain his strength as No-Hawks journey only began.
The hidious monster let out it's foul stenched growl as it threatened No-Hawk. The brave and self-sacrificing No-Hawk began plunging away at the horror that was now troubling the world only to find that within 2 minutes he had been trapped. The creature had let out it's deadly "Stench Attack" which is famous in all the land of destroying any man's, courageous or well not so courageous, Old Factory Sensory Protection. "Chicken Hawk, Chicken Hawk, please come take this, I can't carry this burden alone anymore!" Shouted the brave soul as Chicken Hawk came running. "Rest asured, i got your back" assured Chicken Hawk as he relived No-Hawk of his pain. It wasnt till Chicken Hawk actually stepped into the room again till he discovered the foul torture that No-Hawk had been subjected to. Finally in a joint attack on the target No-Hawk and Chicken Hawk over came the fiend forcing him down the black hole of despair. With a sweaty brow and battle worn bodies the two warriors returned to their lives. It was now their mission to inform the public of these horrid crimes and to began teaching awareness...it could happen to you. They have began a search party for the fiend T.U.P. and welcome all travlers and adventurers to join in their crusade against the forces of darkness.
If you would like to join the Hawks please comment with your Code name and special attacks...a few references woulnt hurt either!
The hidious monster let out it's foul stenched growl as it threatened No-Hawk. The brave and self-sacrificing No-Hawk began plunging away at the horror that was now troubling the world only to find that within 2 minutes he had been trapped. The creature had let out it's deadly "Stench Attack" which is famous in all the land of destroying any man's, courageous or well not so courageous, Old Factory Sensory Protection. "Chicken Hawk, Chicken Hawk, please come take this, I can't carry this burden alone anymore!" Shouted the brave soul as Chicken Hawk came running. "Rest asured, i got your back" assured Chicken Hawk as he relived No-Hawk of his pain. It wasnt till Chicken Hawk actually stepped into the room again till he discovered the foul torture that No-Hawk had been subjected to. Finally in a joint attack on the target No-Hawk and Chicken Hawk over came the fiend forcing him down the black hole of despair. With a sweaty brow and battle worn bodies the two warriors returned to their lives. It was now their mission to inform the public of these horrid crimes and to began teaching awareness...it could happen to you. They have began a search party for the fiend T.U.P. and welcome all travlers and adventurers to join in their crusade against the forces of darkness.
If you would like to join the Hawks please comment with your Code name and special attacks...a few references woulnt hurt either!