Just thought I would take a minute to gloat...
You know, there is no one in the world better than me.
I have the best girlfriend. Ever.
I just shot the breeze with the Shell Gas Station dude for like, 20 minutes.
I am gonna be doing something when I grow up so much cooler than everyone else.
So, therefore, I think I'm gonna die soon. Just natures way of making sure I don't make the rest of you look so bad.
Maybe suicide? Nah, I'm not depressed. Maybe a drive-by? Nah, I'm gangsta. Drunk driver? Yup, that's it. I'm gonna get killed by a drunk driver. Soon. Wouldn't that be ironic? The "xXx" kid get's mowed down by a drunk. I love irony so much that it's gonna kill me.
I have the best girlfriend. Ever.
I just shot the breeze with the Shell Gas Station dude for like, 20 minutes.
I am gonna be doing something when I grow up so much cooler than everyone else.
So, therefore, I think I'm gonna die soon. Just natures way of making sure I don't make the rest of you look so bad.
Maybe suicide? Nah, I'm not depressed. Maybe a drive-by? Nah, I'm gangsta. Drunk driver? Yup, that's it. I'm gonna get killed by a drunk driver. Soon. Wouldn't that be ironic? The "xXx" kid get's mowed down by a drunk. I love irony so much that it's gonna kill me.