Top 10 Unresolved Questions from Battlestar Galactica
Top 10 Unresolved Questions from Battlestar Galactica...with pictures!
Um, mega-spoilers...so click the cut if you're into that sort of thing.
10. Who really was Daniel, the seventh Cylon model, and why was he even frakkin mentioned if not to be more than a red herring?
9. If Hera is the Mitochondrial Eve of us all, who is her Adam? Perhaps Bill Adama. Ewwwwww.
8. Why did the natives in Africa not go ape-shit against the Fleet, throwing spears and rocks and flaming poo? That’s what I’d do if I saw a bunch of people in crazy outfits coming out of spaceships.
7. If the Plan was God and God was the Plan and everything not falling under the Plan is still God’s Plan…then how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
6. Why couldn’t Anders be saved? Where was his and Starbuck’s final kiss?
5. What was the difference between Head Angels and Starbuck? Did Baltar really have doggy-style sex with red dress Six or was he humping a table? Because I’m pretty sure Anders and Starbuck frakked and everyone heard it.
4. Battlestar Galactica never allowed its watchers to forget that Admiral Adama and his XO Saul Tigh were the best of friends, almost to the point of tween BFFs or lovers, as Ellen viciously hinted at. That said, where was the final scene of them saying goodbye to each other?
3. If robots are evil, why do they always say “yes” when I ask them if they want to have a tickle fight?
2. God doesn’t like being called God. What does “it” prefer then? HAL 9000?
1. If Kara Thrace was an angel, does that mean everyone else was shit-crazy?
Man, you really know I'm upset about something when I bring out the snark. I suspect there's still more venting in me about this one. The problem is that I don't watch a lot of TV so the few shows I do devote my time and thoughts to get a lot from me. Thus, I expect a lot back. Blargh blargh blargh...
Um, mega-spoilers...so click the cut if you're into that sort of thing.
10. Who really was Daniel, the seventh Cylon model, and why was he even frakkin mentioned if not to be more than a red herring?
9. If Hera is the Mitochondrial Eve of us all, who is her Adam? Perhaps Bill Adama. Ewwwwww.
8. Why did the natives in Africa not go ape-shit against the Fleet, throwing spears and rocks and flaming poo? That’s what I’d do if I saw a bunch of people in crazy outfits coming out of spaceships.
7. If the Plan was God and God was the Plan and everything not falling under the Plan is still God’s Plan…then how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
6. Why couldn’t Anders be saved? Where was his and Starbuck’s final kiss?
5. What was the difference between Head Angels and Starbuck? Did Baltar really have doggy-style sex with red dress Six or was he humping a table? Because I’m pretty sure Anders and Starbuck frakked and everyone heard it.
4. Battlestar Galactica never allowed its watchers to forget that Admiral Adama and his XO Saul Tigh were the best of friends, almost to the point of tween BFFs or lovers, as Ellen viciously hinted at. That said, where was the final scene of them saying goodbye to each other?
3. If robots are evil, why do they always say “yes” when I ask them if they want to have a tickle fight?
2. God doesn’t like being called God. What does “it” prefer then? HAL 9000?
1. If Kara Thrace was an angel, does that mean everyone else was shit-crazy?
Man, you really know I'm upset about something when I bring out the snark. I suspect there's still more venting in me about this one. The problem is that I don't watch a lot of TV so the few shows I do devote my time and thoughts to get a lot from me. Thus, I expect a lot back. Blargh blargh blargh...