Translation to Kanjani Theatre Manzai
First of all, Happy Birthday Subaru! I can't believe he's 25 already. He's matured so much in the last few years; it's really fun to see these boys grow so quickly. He's older than me, but definitely acts a lot younger than his age! Haha, Happy B-day :)
Here is the translation for the Kanjani Theatre Manzai request. Like I said before, I grew up in the Kansai region so I am familiar with their way of saying things... so if you have other requests, just let me know and I'll work on it! I do work 40 hours a week so I will translate and post them either before or after I go to work... mostly on weekends, I'm sure, but I'm always happy to help out!
KANJANI THEATRE MANZAI featuring Subaru & Hina
Hina: Hi! I'm Shingo Murakami and I'm 21 years old.
Suba: Hi! I'm Subaru Shibutani and I am 22 YEARS OLD (very loud, as you can see lol)
Hina: Cute, isn't he? Anyway, these days, I haven't been watching too much TV.
Suba: Oh really?
Hina: Yeah, I used to when I was little, especially those afternoon slots.
Suba: Oh yeah, like Ranger stuff. (Ranger=just like ∞ranger, you know, those super heroes in different colors fighting for world peace, haha)
Hina: Yeah yeah, those Ranger shows! We used to pretend we were Rangers, too.
Suba: Yeah yeah I used to do that too. Do you want to do it for the first time in a while?
Hina: Oh can we?
Suba: Sure!
Hina: Then can I pick my favorite color?
Suba: Yeah go ahead!
Hina: Then I'll do what I've wanted to do all the time. RED RANGER! I so wanted to do this (looks satisfied)
Suba: Oh that's good. OK my turn. RED RANGER!
Hina: Hey don't copy me! I'm red! You choose something else!
Suba: But I want red.
Hina: You said I can choose whatever I wanted!
Suba: Yeah.
Hina: So choose another one.
Suba: OK OK.
Hina: Alright, here we go. RED RANGER!
Suba: RED RED RANGER!
Hina: That's the same!
Suba: No it's not!
Hina: You're saying red again!
Suba: It's RED RED.
Hina: You're just saying it twice!
Suba: My red is a little darker than yours.
Hina: It's just the way you say it! Nooo, choose a color other than red.
Suba: OK, something other than red, right? OK!
Hina: I'm counting on you. OK RED RANGER!
Suba: BLUE YELLOW GREEN PINK PURPLE
Hina: It's all mixed! Too much! I wouldn't know how to call you.
Suba: Call it by my full name.
Hina: That's too long! What the hell. No more colors for you!
Suba: Fine fine, then why don't you play the monster.
Hina: Then what are you going to do?
Suba: I'm the hero.
Hina: Ohh you mean battle!
Suba: Yeah!
Hina: OK OK let's battle (Suba hits Hina... for no reason lol) Ouch! That kinda hurt. Alright let's do it! Gaaa Gaaa (so dorky isn't he?)
Suba: Monster! I'll get youuuu Tadaaa "Shishunki (=puberty) Ranger" Let me explain: A Shishunki Ranger is a hero that's in his puberty.
Hina: What do you mean? We're battling!
Suba: (sighs) Whatever, I don't care.
Hina: Noo! C'mon, here we go. Gaaa Gaaa
Suba: Are you making fun of me?
Hina: Actually, you're kinda making fun of ME.
Suba: I'm a Shinshuki Ranger... Shishun"KI" Ranger (ki=yellow)
Hina: OH You're yellow!!
Suba: Yes, it's a color.
Hina: How should I know!
Suba: But since he's in puberty, he's really annoying.
Hina: Let's fight!
Suba: Even when the monster attacks, he'd go (Hina comes Gaaa Gaaa) Yeah yeah... (taps Hina's shoulder) Monsters are not his enemies.
Hina: Then who are his enemies?
Suba: All the adults.
Hina: That's Yutaka Ozaki!! (He's a singer and he had a famous song about puberty and such)
Suba: (sings) Nu--sunda Bike de ha--shiri dasu--- (=Running away on a stolen bike--)
Hina: You can't steal, you're a super hero!!
Suba: Fine, then no more Rangers.
Hina: Then what should we do?
Suba: Man.
Hina: Ohh, like Kinniku-man and Ultraman (both popular kids shows)
Suba: Yeah yeah!
Hina: Then I'll do monster. Gaaa Gaaa!
Suba: Here he comes! Let's go! "Suman" (=means I'm sorry in Japanese... yeah, not really a super hero lol) Let me explain. Suman is a very apologetic super hero. I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SORRY MONSTER!
Hina: I didn't do anything, stop apologizing!
Suba: SORRY!
Hina: Shut up! Noo let's fight, Gaaa Gaaa
Suba: Ameman! He's a super hero that attacks with words. "Amemaaaan (it's some comedian's impression)"
Hina: That's Kanpei-san! (Kanpei=famous Japanese comedian) C'mon let's fight! Gaaa Gaaa
Suba: Yamamoto-san.
Hina: Who the hell!?
Suba: Let me explain...
Hina: STOP! Your super heroes ("sentai" in Japanese) are all messed up!
Suba: Make sure you iron your shirts after...
Hina: That's laundry!! ("sentaku" in Japanese... they sound alike so it's supposed to be funny lol) Whatever!
Suba&Hina: Thank you very much.
The End!
I'll translate that Uchi clip after I come home from work. I gotta get going now! Hope this translation was helpful!
Here is the translation for the Kanjani Theatre Manzai request. Like I said before, I grew up in the Kansai region so I am familiar with their way of saying things... so if you have other requests, just let me know and I'll work on it! I do work 40 hours a week so I will translate and post them either before or after I go to work... mostly on weekends, I'm sure, but I'm always happy to help out!
KANJANI THEATRE MANZAI featuring Subaru & Hina
Hina: Hi! I'm Shingo Murakami and I'm 21 years old.
Suba: Hi! I'm Subaru Shibutani and I am 22 YEARS OLD (very loud, as you can see lol)
Hina: Cute, isn't he? Anyway, these days, I haven't been watching too much TV.
Suba: Oh really?
Hina: Yeah, I used to when I was little, especially those afternoon slots.
Suba: Oh yeah, like Ranger stuff. (Ranger=just like ∞ranger, you know, those super heroes in different colors fighting for world peace, haha)
Hina: Yeah yeah, those Ranger shows! We used to pretend we were Rangers, too.
Suba: Yeah yeah I used to do that too. Do you want to do it for the first time in a while?
Hina: Oh can we?
Suba: Sure!
Hina: Then can I pick my favorite color?
Suba: Yeah go ahead!
Hina: Then I'll do what I've wanted to do all the time. RED RANGER! I so wanted to do this (looks satisfied)
Suba: Oh that's good. OK my turn. RED RANGER!
Hina: Hey don't copy me! I'm red! You choose something else!
Suba: But I want red.
Hina: You said I can choose whatever I wanted!
Suba: Yeah.
Hina: So choose another one.
Suba: OK OK.
Hina: Alright, here we go. RED RANGER!
Suba: RED RED RANGER!
Hina: That's the same!
Suba: No it's not!
Hina: You're saying red again!
Suba: It's RED RED.
Hina: You're just saying it twice!
Suba: My red is a little darker than yours.
Hina: It's just the way you say it! Nooo, choose a color other than red.
Suba: OK, something other than red, right? OK!
Hina: I'm counting on you. OK RED RANGER!
Suba: BLUE YELLOW GREEN PINK PURPLE
Hina: It's all mixed! Too much! I wouldn't know how to call you.
Suba: Call it by my full name.
Hina: That's too long! What the hell. No more colors for you!
Suba: Fine fine, then why don't you play the monster.
Hina: Then what are you going to do?
Suba: I'm the hero.
Hina: Ohh you mean battle!
Suba: Yeah!
Hina: OK OK let's battle (Suba hits Hina... for no reason lol) Ouch! That kinda hurt. Alright let's do it! Gaaa Gaaa (so dorky isn't he?)
Suba: Monster! I'll get youuuu Tadaaa "Shishunki (=puberty) Ranger" Let me explain: A Shishunki Ranger is a hero that's in his puberty.
Hina: What do you mean? We're battling!
Suba: (sighs) Whatever, I don't care.
Hina: Noo! C'mon, here we go. Gaaa Gaaa
Suba: Are you making fun of me?
Hina: Actually, you're kinda making fun of ME.
Suba: I'm a Shinshuki Ranger... Shishun"KI" Ranger (ki=yellow)
Hina: OH You're yellow!!
Suba: Yes, it's a color.
Hina: How should I know!
Suba: But since he's in puberty, he's really annoying.
Hina: Let's fight!
Suba: Even when the monster attacks, he'd go (Hina comes Gaaa Gaaa) Yeah yeah... (taps Hina's shoulder) Monsters are not his enemies.
Hina: Then who are his enemies?
Suba: All the adults.
Hina: That's Yutaka Ozaki!! (He's a singer and he had a famous song about puberty and such)
Suba: (sings) Nu--sunda Bike de ha--shiri dasu--- (=Running away on a stolen bike--)
Hina: You can't steal, you're a super hero!!
Suba: Fine, then no more Rangers.
Hina: Then what should we do?
Suba: Man.
Hina: Ohh, like Kinniku-man and Ultraman (both popular kids shows)
Suba: Yeah yeah!
Hina: Then I'll do monster. Gaaa Gaaa!
Suba: Here he comes! Let's go! "Suman" (=means I'm sorry in Japanese... yeah, not really a super hero lol) Let me explain. Suman is a very apologetic super hero. I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SORRY MONSTER!
Hina: I didn't do anything, stop apologizing!
Suba: SORRY!
Hina: Shut up! Noo let's fight, Gaaa Gaaa
Suba: Ameman! He's a super hero that attacks with words. "Amemaaaan (it's some comedian's impression)"
Hina: That's Kanpei-san! (Kanpei=famous Japanese comedian) C'mon let's fight! Gaaa Gaaa
Suba: Yamamoto-san.
Hina: Who the hell!?
Suba: Let me explain...
Hina: STOP! Your super heroes ("sentai" in Japanese) are all messed up!
Suba: Make sure you iron your shirts after...
Hina: That's laundry!! ("sentaku" in Japanese... they sound alike so it's supposed to be funny lol) Whatever!
Suba&Hina: Thank you very much.
The End!
I'll translate that Uchi clip after I come home from work. I gotta get going now! Hope this translation was helpful!