Sep 14, 2006 10:58
I've got to break out of here. I can't stand it any more.
The beige walls; the hospital green chairs; the same view; the same desk; the same pile of incomplete work - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have a plan. I am going to dig a tunnel under my desk and hide the dirt in my filing cabinet. The tunnel will come out past the guard house. I know where I can get a different truck that they won't be looking for. I will drive to Victoria to throw off the search dogs (they are not good with water).
It should take about two days to sneak away. We can rendezvous in Victoria by Saturday.
Let's do lunch.
I am starting the digging right now ...