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Justin Cooke ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Thu, Oct 7, 2004 at 05:46:23 EDT
San Diego, California (INDY) - Famed Jerk Face Justin Cooke was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in San Diego last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson RoboCop, police entered the home of known crack dealer Frankie at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found Justin Cooke, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."
"When Cooke was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mr. Cooke to the San Diego County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000 bond.
Cooke has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and sex addiction issues. The now-noseless Cooke has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Thu, Oct 7, 2004 at 05:46:23 EDT
San Diego, California (INDY) - Famed Jerk Face Justin Cooke was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in San Diego last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson RoboCop, police entered the home of known crack dealer Frankie at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found Justin Cooke, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."
"When Cooke was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mr. Cooke to the San Diego County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000 bond.
Cooke has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and sex addiction issues. The now-noseless Cooke has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.