dude, look what was in the paper today
Justin Cooke CAUGHT WITH ALLEGED PROSTITUTES IN MOTEL RAID
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Wed, Oct 6, 2004 at 03:10:32 EDT
San Diego, California (INDY) - Jerk Justin Cooke was arrested in the wee hours of Saturday morning, after police raided a suspected brothel being run out of a California motel.
A press conference was held outside the San Diego County Jail yesterday, where Police Department Spokesperson RoboCop had this to say:
"Acting on a tip from an informant, the San Diego Police Department executed a raid on room 203 of the Fairview Motel. As expected, we found several suspected prostitutes along with a bottle of prescription medication commonly taken for erectile dysfunction. Justin Cooke was found in bed with two of the alleged prostitutes, wearing nothing but argyle socks. After a confrontation in which he resisted arrest, screaming "Do you know who I am? I'm the best Jerk in the world!" officers exchanged his pink feathered handcuffs for new ones and escorted him to the San Diego County Jail.
Cooke was booked for soliciting a prostitute and resisting arrest. His bond was set at $300, but he has yet to post bail. He is currently awaiting trial and has been placed in solitary confinement due to extreme personality conflicts with both prisoners and guards
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Wed, Oct 6, 2004 at 03:10:32 EDT
San Diego, California (INDY) - Jerk Justin Cooke was arrested in the wee hours of Saturday morning, after police raided a suspected brothel being run out of a California motel.
A press conference was held outside the San Diego County Jail yesterday, where Police Department Spokesperson RoboCop had this to say:
"Acting on a tip from an informant, the San Diego Police Department executed a raid on room 203 of the Fairview Motel. As expected, we found several suspected prostitutes along with a bottle of prescription medication commonly taken for erectile dysfunction. Justin Cooke was found in bed with two of the alleged prostitutes, wearing nothing but argyle socks. After a confrontation in which he resisted arrest, screaming "Do you know who I am? I'm the best Jerk in the world!" officers exchanged his pink feathered handcuffs for new ones and escorted him to the San Diego County Jail.
Cooke was booked for soliciting a prostitute and resisting arrest. His bond was set at $300, but he has yet to post bail. He is currently awaiting trial and has been placed in solitary confinement due to extreme personality conflicts with both prisoners and guards