immoral dilemma

[p0wdermonkey]

“It’s O.K., love. It was an accident.” Barbossa whispered into Jack’s ear.

I have found Jack/Barbossa mpreg fic.
Badly written Jack/Barbossa mpreg fic.

To spork or not to spork?

If yes, then where and how?
On the other hand, please, for the love of something , tell me to be sensible and leave it alone.

Edited 11th March:
Some of you wanted to know more

Comments

[justawench]

Probably just as well not to get involved. However, could you hint where one might find such a thing? Like trainwrecks, something compells me to look.

It'd be better if Barbossa was pissed and kicked Jack down the stairs in an effort to get rid of it. Why does mpreg = OOC? ... Okay, why ask "why" mpreg anything.

[justawench]

I've pondered on this some more and decided that if it's on fanfiction.net, it deserves a sporking. Too bad it can't go on heave-ho. Though if you made a case for Jack being the Mary Sue, perhaps it could...

[p0wdermonkey]

it's on fanfiction.net
How did you guess?

I thought about heave_ho. Jack is totally Barbossa's little Marywarysooziewoozie, so, yes. But I'm still trying to be mature and sensible.
Godammit I'm a middle-aged woman picking on some kid whose first language is clearly not English. But... it's just. So. So. Bad.

[veronica_rich]

There's a clear difference between bad mechanics and bad writing. The second can happen in any language.

[ladymouse2]

AMEN! It's just that there are all too many who can't tell the difference!

[ladymouse2]

Explain "heave-ho"?

[justawench]

[ladymouse2]

This is a website/or rather LJ site for flames or Science Fiction Theater 2000 type mockeries?

[justawench]

You're fast! By the time I realized my mistake, you'd already replied. Let me try again: heave_ho

[ladymouse2]

Oh, dear. Thank you! Er, I think!

Sort of a cross between MSTY2K and the Edward Bulwar Littyn contest (and no, I can't even spell normal words much lest names and acronyms!)

[p0wdermonkey]

Now that's exactly the kind of practical solution Barbossa would adopt.

If you still want to peek, take a look at the edit I added to the post. Don't say you weren't warned.

[justawench]

OK, I don't think I can stand to read all of it, but I can already see that Jack's pregnancy is similar to a deadly disease, and Jack's similar to a delicate Southern Belle. And Will has been traumatized by nudity everything.

I'm not even going to touch the maternity outfit. And then - Davy- and he - womb? - and - *head asplode*

Where's a "batshit crazy" icon when you need one?

[p0wdermonkey]

I knew a costumer would appreciate the "maternal dress". I had such fun with that bit. Jack in a dress is one of my very favourite kinks - when I saw her spoil that, I knew I could show no mercy.