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Dec 20, 2005 03:21


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I broke tophat's X-Box (-12 points). In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I pushed lawstkause in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I pulled ctrl_alt_delete's hair (-5 points). In January I turned creation_never in for running naked in the mall (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (669 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
Ozzman420.

Heh... Easy-Bake Oven... Perfect for one serving "special" brownies.

And now, MY VERSION!


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I killed tophat (666 points). In May I killed everyone in Canada (666 points). Last Wednesday I killed lawstkause (666 points). Last Tuesday I killed ctrl_alt_delete (666 points). In January I killed creation_never in the mall (666 points).

Overall, I've been homicidal (3330 points). For Christmas I will kill you!

Insanely yours,
Ozzman666.

ps. ...da debil made me do it. }:D

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