Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I broke
tophat's X-Box (-12 points). In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I pushed
lawstkause in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I pulled
ctrl_alt_delete's hair (-5 points). In January I turned
creation_never in for running naked in the mall (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (669 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
Ozzman420.
Heh... Easy-Bake Oven... Perfect for one serving "special" brownies.
And now, MY VERSION!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I killed
tophat (666 points). In May I killed everyone in Canada (666 points). Last Wednesday I killed
lawstkause (666 points). Last Tuesday I killed
ctrl_alt_delete (666 points). In January I killed
creation_never in the mall (666 points).
Overall, I've been homicidal (3330 points). For Christmas I will kill you!
Insanely yours,
Ozzman666.
ps. ...da debil made me do it. }:D