things I've learned in the last two weeks:

-injury reports
-child manipulation
-chasing down children at incredibly high speeds
-convincing 8children to eat in a timely manner
-table disinfecting
-30children's name
-how to forget an adult staffer's name in ten seconds flat
-how to not read a storybook ( Read more... )

ow my guts. dont ever eat the dodgy shrimp. i have to be up in an hour and a half for intro to classroom. here's hoping i got it all out of my system i reallly don't feel like puking at school >

is not recommended. It makes me post things that make me look like a silly n00b. Sorry 'bout that, Alan.

And my ears are clogged. Again. This is the COLD THAT WILL NOT DIE. Domeone make it goooo awaaaaay.

*does a snowdance* C'mon work, get snowed out! D:<

Colds = writer's block in earthly form.

Hm.

Stream of conciencness much?

Who feels like crap?

*waves hand* I do, I do!

*flails* DX

Why, yes, I did want to get food poisoning on the first day of my dad's first vacation all summer. (Yes, first.) Why yes, I did want to get sent home from work for the first time EVER for being pale, shaky, almost-throwing up and having to try three times to actualy say the phrase "Have a nice evening".

<3s to you, too.

-Sarah

Blaaaaaah. I feel absolutly hideous. My throat hurts, ears are clogged, nose is runny, head hurts, joints hurt, the works. Curtis, you are an evil, pestilential boy and next time you get me sick I will KICK YOU. That goes for you too, Dad, or Joey, whichever one of you got Curtis sick...and so help me, if I find whoever got THEM sick, kickings are ( Read more... )

Free range children ( Read more... )

Female genes are the tool of the devil. Or at least some of them are.

I have decided this this morning.

Rawr.