So I posted my most recent story on the BSH and offended about six people.
Or possibly they're just saddened by the state of today's fiction.
I feel validated.
Anyway, when I say don't read it, seriously, it's a real warning. It might scar you. It might have already considering as this announcement comes after. I'm sorry, although mostly, I don't care ( Read more... )

Title: This Takes the Cake
Author: Leah
Rating: Not for anybody EVER. It's probably like 18A or something. Or NC-17. I'm not joking. Stay away.
Summary: Julian has a weird fetish. Ew.
Notes: This was written at about five in the morning so...that's my only excuse.

( “Not in my cake!” wailed Simon. )

Title: The Clock-Armchair
Author: Paisley
Rating: PG-13 due to concepts (if you are easily offended by severe gays)
Summary: Noel finally decides to buy that clock-armchair, but the roommates have to jump through hoops in order to keep it.
Notes: This chapter will be particularly amusing to you if you are a fan of "Three's Company". If you are not, ( Read more... )