What I learned in my first month of college.
So, after one month, one class, one...stuff...yeah... I bet you're all wondering what this experience has taught me, and so, I'll now make a top ten list:
10. Soda can grow mold (learned by looking near the radio station).
9. Everyone is having more sex than you...except Spooner.
8. Everyone is crushed on...once again, not you.
7. You will NEVER, short of selling your soul, make enough money to pay for college.
6. You will never be caught up on current campus events, especially paperwork.
5. David Gilliam is a manwhore...and close to, if not, proud of this.
4. Alaska has tons of women...and doesn't care.
3. Being ignorant is important. Everything has been used for sex, everything.
2. You can't make a rose out of a napkin, it's a unique talent...or you just are once again excluded.
1. Number 9 is completely and utterly true...maybe even Spooner...and if not, he can probably make a rose-thingy.
10. Soda can grow mold (learned by looking near the radio station).
9. Everyone is having more sex than you...except Spooner.
8. Everyone is crushed on...once again, not you.
7. You will NEVER, short of selling your soul, make enough money to pay for college.
6. You will never be caught up on current campus events, especially paperwork.
5. David Gilliam is a manwhore...and close to, if not, proud of this.
4. Alaska has tons of women...and doesn't care.
3. Being ignorant is important. Everything has been used for sex, everything.
2. You can't make a rose out of a napkin, it's a unique talent...or you just are once again excluded.
1. Number 9 is completely and utterly true...maybe even Spooner...and if not, he can probably make a rose-thingy.