eva and i may or may not be planning a quick 48 hours in new orleans to see cobra starship & gym class heroes at the house of blues, for values of "may" that = we definitely are going. um, apparently i am having my wild and irresponsible 20s about 5 years late.

HOW DID THEY GET A CAMERA IN THERE?!

this is in no way safe for work. do not watch this at work, unless you work. do not watch this at school or with your family, unless they are sex scientists. also do not watch if you are penis-phobic.

the video shows sex at the moment of male climax from inside the woman's vagina. i was mildly squicked but ( Read more... )

so, lance bass wrote himself a little book and then decided to go on a little book tour. when eva and i found out he was coming to our own tiny hamlet at ye olde gaye bookstore we headed into the gaye part of town to meet lance ( Read more... )

last night i dreamed was getting commitment ceremonied to my roommate (which, internalized homophobia, latent lesbianism, or just general wackiness? who knows, right? hahaha.) i think we were just doing it for health insurance or something, or at least that was the plan. sekritly, i was completely in love with her. the ceremony was taking forever ( Read more... )

this is the funniest thing on snl since lazy sunday. clearly, andy samberg is a super comic genius.

how much do i love timberlake right now?

watch the uncensored version at nbc: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/videos/

omg, huge girlboner alert! i am boning out over the trailer for [driving lessons]. here are three reasons ( Read more... )

and once the screaming stopped, i could post. click [here] to watch a clip from extras in which dannyradcakes curses, has a condom and is all around generally unnerving. when did his voice finish changing? harry? wot ( Read more... )

oh, god. my embarrassing secret fall out boy obsession has spread to include fanfiction. jesus.

shame forever.

i've haven't been this ashamed since i started reading viggorli. sigh.

la la la...baklavah for dinner comics.

FLAT-TIRE SHENANIGANS

after work, yesterday, i went to hang out with eva in morrow. we watched edison, which wasn't terrible. morgan freeman can pretty much do no wrong, so ( Read more... )