"The great thing about 'the closet' was the only people it made miserable was the fags. Now that they're all out of the closet, they make everybody miserable."

Fuck you, dad. Fuck you.

For gods sakes, people, and you wonder why the populace has a negative opinion of us?

-Mordax

"It is because I say it is. Don't you understand real logic?"

He really said that, verbatim, in all seriousness.

Twinkle? Really? That's not a name for a weapon, it's a name for one of Bunny's ponies!

And I thought the character was stupid *before* I knew that fact. Sheez.

-D

Well, since everyone's coming clean and laying themselves bare, I think I'll add mine to the pot.

I can't fucking stand toast. For serious, gimmee plain old bread any day of the week.

-Mordax

PS: If anyone is wondering why I'm not on AIM, its because I'm at my bf's house.