Ok, no, seriously, I had to share this.
It is WAY too fucking hilarious to not share!!
Vulcan pick-up lines!
ETA: More vulcan pick-up line LULZ (there needs to be a book!!!)
ETA AGAIN: some that me and Vronin came up with:
I appear to be experiencing an energy surge. Is it possible that you have rerouted the EPS conduits through my heart?
Madame, if I may submit that "legs" is the vernacular term currently at the of peak of interest, it would be most logical if we were to return to your domicile and disseminate this information for maximal satisfaction.
May I request the pleasure of your company on a scientific exploration of Uranus?
I have recently been assigned to this starship, may I have the location of your quarters?
Do you have any Vulcan genomes in you? ....Would you like to?
Would you consent to placing yourself upon my seated form, such that we may engage in discussion regarding whatever topic may come to our attention?
Vulcan pick-up lines!
ETA: More vulcan pick-up line LULZ (there needs to be a book!!!)
ETA AGAIN: some that me and Vronin came up with:
I appear to be experiencing an energy surge. Is it possible that you have rerouted the EPS conduits through my heart?
Madame, if I may submit that "legs" is the vernacular term currently at the of peak of interest, it would be most logical if we were to return to your domicile and disseminate this information for maximal satisfaction.
May I request the pleasure of your company on a scientific exploration of Uranus?
I have recently been assigned to this starship, may I have the location of your quarters?
Do you have any Vulcan genomes in you? ....Would you like to?
Would you consent to placing yourself upon my seated form, such that we may engage in discussion regarding whatever topic may come to our attention?