Ok, no, seriously, I had to share this.

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It is WAY too fucking hilarious to not share!!

Vulcan pick-up lines!

ETA: More vulcan pick-up line LULZ (there needs to be a book!!!)

ETA AGAIN: some that me and Vronin came up with:

I appear to be experiencing an energy surge. Is it possible that you have rerouted the EPS conduits through my heart?

Madame, if I may submit that "legs" is the vernacular

Comments

[florahart]

Icon love, dude.

I read a Viktor/Albus Severus today and there's a point at which the line is Viktor, Viktor, Viktor and I was all WICTOR WICTOR ahahahaha.

Which was when I knew I should put DOWN the fandom and back slowly away, not that I did.

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I know, it's above and beyond my fav STXI icon to come out in the last few days.
Ooh, hey, as someone with a foot in both fandoms, don't you totally think Uhura/Spock reminds you of Hermione/Snape? I keep reading these smart student/stoic logical professor U/S fics and giggling 'cause I keep thinking of Snamione.
I also manage to say Wictor Wictor at least once or twice a day as of late. Must. Step. Away.
Have. Too. Much. Work!!!

[kain_was_here]

YOU CAN'T GET AWAY! FANDOM IS SLOWLY EATING YOUR BRAINS!

(mine too)

GOD THERE REALLY NEEDS TO BE A BOOK OF THESE.

stopping with the caps cuz i know it's annoying...just had to emphasize my point.

and i've been saying 'wery' for the past couple days....(this is becoming wery wery scary!)

[outofthisplace]

YES I KNOW RIGHT?
I need to keep coming up with more, I am just so brainfried right now.

[dessert_first]

Heeeeeeeeeee! There are never enough Vulcan pickup lines. Hope you don't mind if I rec this to some friends.

[outofthisplace]

Oh my, go right ahead! I think the ones over at the kink meme are a bit funnier, but if I come up with more, I'll get them up there :-D

[spirktrekker42]

Oh good, other people that have fried brains due to fandom. *whew*
These are flippin hilarious pick up lines - they are way better than human ones! Very creative stuff! I wonder which one Spock would be mostly likely to use?

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I don't know, but ANY of these would work on me. Especially the "legs" one.

[tigriswolf]

Is that icon snaggable?

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Mine? I got it from elsewhere, and because I'm an asshole, I didn't credit so I don't remember who made it D:
But yeah, it's snaggable.

[tigriswolf]

*hee* These are all awesome.

[outofthisplace]

:-D thanks!