So I was talking to a female friend regarding relationships today and discovered the hilarious and ironic truth of the modern dating scene...

She was reading a book called "The List: 7 Ways to Tell If He's Going to Marry You--in 30 Days or Less!" after having some relationship issues.
The rules, in sum, are:

• He’ll make the first move.
  
• He’ll call ( Read more... )

Ok, this is brilliant!
http://agoraphilia.blogspot.com/2004/09/relationship-cycles.html
A look at relationship cycles from the angle of diminishing marginal utility...
Ah, science...
Ok, I'm done.