it's worth the read. i swear.
most amazing conversation everrrr
Madison is piMp: in some people's eyes, i almost count as a man...
Cthad29: ive still seen no proof
Madison is piMp: [coughyoujamesleeglenncough]
Madison is piMp: WELL I DON'T HAVE A PENIS THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE
Cthad29: not that ive seen
Madison is piMp: and you won't ever b/c it doesn't exist
Madison is piMp: i have these pretty tight dance pants that i think fairly prove that i am not a man, but lee says it doesn't count
Madison is piMp: although i disagree
Cthad29: you could be tucking it
Cthad29: or it oculd be small
Cthad29: haha, beth has a small wang
Madison is piMp: excuse me, but i woudl NOT have a small penis
Cthad29: too bad oyu do
Madison is piMp: if i did have one, which i maintain that i do not, it would not be small
Madison is piMp: anyway...it'd be BIGGER THAN YOURS...
Madison is piMp: but i suppose that isn't saying much...
Cthad29: hey youve never seen mine, i could have a sweet little va j j for all you know
Madison is piMp: i'm going to trust that you don't
Madison is piMp: dude...if you had one...i'd laugh so hard
Madison is piMp: you with a vagina. that's like...me with a penis.
Madison is piMp: it's hilarious!
Cthad29: well i find you pretty hilarious, so what does that mean
Madison is piMp: that's circular reasoning, which is false
Madison is piMp: fallacious (fallatious?) statement!
Madison is piMp: because if you argued that, i would say that i find you pretty hilarious, and that would mean that you have a vag. and do you?
Cthad29: for all you know i might
Madison is piMp: do you?
Madison is piMp: that's a direct question.
Cthad29: i can neither confirm nor deny the penis or vagina situation
Madison is piMp: i'll just go up to you and grab your balls haha
Madison is piMp: oooh god
Madison is piMp: no i would not
Cthad29: yea bad choice, ive heard the vagina is a sensitive area
Madison is piMp: so you're saying that you have a vagina?
Cthad29: im saying for all you know i might
Cthad29: and for all i know you have a tiny wang
Madison is piMp: well that's the point. i'm going to find out.
Cthad29: i can choose to belive whatever i want
Cthad29: and until i see extensive proof
Cthad29: you haev a tiny wang
Madison is piMp: i don't think i will ever personally prove to you that i do not indeed have a tiny wang, so i'll let you believe that if you'd like
Cthad29: yes sir
Madison is piMp: and i'll believe that you have a vagina
Cthad29: whatever floats your boat, i love america
Madison is piMp: hahaha
Madison is piMp: ooh yeah
Cthad29: so what youre saying is
Cthad29: id have to get oyu really drunk
Madison is piMp: are you trying to premeditatively take advantage of me?
Cthad29: im offereing, a a friend ,to get you really drunk
Madison is piMp: right
Madison is piMp: right
Madison is piMp: hey do you know what would be even more hilarious than you with a vagina?
Madison is piMp: you with a very tiny wang. haha!
Cthad29: its not the size of the boat its how you use it
Madison is piMp: so i've heard
Madison is piMp: but no matter how many times you use that gay little phrase, when it comes down to it, size really does matter.
Madison is piMp: nice women lie
Cthad29: tell that to your mom cause she sure was howlin last night
Madison is piMp: oh yeah she told me about that...she says it sucked, by the way
Cthad29: she told me she would lie to you so as not to hurt your feelings
Madison is piMp: are you sure that wasn't your mom?
Cthad29: yea, i'd recognize your moms obscene tat on the inner thigh anywhere
Madison is piMp: yeah that's my dad...
Madison is piMp: should have said grandma. DAMNIT!
Madison is piMp: that was a note to self, by the way
Madison is piMp: haha
Cthad29: yea i gathered
Cthad29: we could go on liek this for hours couldn't we
Madison is piMp: haha yeah probably
Madison is piMp: haha
Madison is piMp: i'm laughing so hard it's retarded
Madison is piMp: *i feel retarded
Cthad29: ha, i'm glad i can at least do that
Madison is piMp: i was laughing at myself.
Cthad29: because oyu know ive discovered your secret
Madison is piMp: damnit! i've got it all figured out now you pervert!
Madison is piMp: you think i have a penis, and that's why you want to get me drunk! so you can take advantage of me and try to have gay sex!
Madison is piMp: i knew it.
Madison is piMp: freak.
Cthad29: who said anything about taking advantage of oyu, i just want you to flash a crowd of people without knowing it
Madison is piMp: flash my crotch?
Cthad29: whatever floats your boat
Cthad29: i wasthinking maybe ou put on a trench coat with nothing under it
Madison is piMp: i don't think you'll ever see me really drunk
Madison is piMp: or wearing a trenchcoat w/nothing under it
Madison is piMp: helllooo lame porn
Cthad29: too bad its already in the works
Madison is piMp: yeah?
Madison is piMp: in some people's eyes, i almost count as a man...
Cthad29: ive still seen no proof
Madison is piMp: [coughyoujamesleeglenncough]
Madison is piMp: WELL I DON'T HAVE A PENIS THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE
Cthad29: not that ive seen
Madison is piMp: and you won't ever b/c it doesn't exist
Madison is piMp: i have these pretty tight dance pants that i think fairly prove that i am not a man, but lee says it doesn't count
Madison is piMp: although i disagree
Cthad29: you could be tucking it
Cthad29: or it oculd be small
Cthad29: haha, beth has a small wang
Madison is piMp: excuse me, but i woudl NOT have a small penis
Cthad29: too bad oyu do
Madison is piMp: if i did have one, which i maintain that i do not, it would not be small
Madison is piMp: anyway...it'd be BIGGER THAN YOURS...
Madison is piMp: but i suppose that isn't saying much...
Cthad29: hey youve never seen mine, i could have a sweet little va j j for all you know
Madison is piMp: i'm going to trust that you don't
Madison is piMp: dude...if you had one...i'd laugh so hard
Madison is piMp: you with a vagina. that's like...me with a penis.
Madison is piMp: it's hilarious!
Cthad29: well i find you pretty hilarious, so what does that mean
Madison is piMp: that's circular reasoning, which is false
Madison is piMp: fallacious (fallatious?) statement!
Madison is piMp: because if you argued that, i would say that i find you pretty hilarious, and that would mean that you have a vag. and do you?
Cthad29: for all you know i might
Madison is piMp: do you?
Madison is piMp: that's a direct question.
Cthad29: i can neither confirm nor deny the penis or vagina situation
Madison is piMp: i'll just go up to you and grab your balls haha
Madison is piMp: oooh god
Madison is piMp: no i would not
Cthad29: yea bad choice, ive heard the vagina is a sensitive area
Madison is piMp: so you're saying that you have a vagina?
Cthad29: im saying for all you know i might
Cthad29: and for all i know you have a tiny wang
Madison is piMp: well that's the point. i'm going to find out.
Cthad29: i can choose to belive whatever i want
Cthad29: and until i see extensive proof
Cthad29: you haev a tiny wang
Madison is piMp: i don't think i will ever personally prove to you that i do not indeed have a tiny wang, so i'll let you believe that if you'd like
Cthad29: yes sir
Madison is piMp: and i'll believe that you have a vagina
Cthad29: whatever floats your boat, i love america
Madison is piMp: hahaha
Madison is piMp: ooh yeah
Cthad29: so what youre saying is
Cthad29: id have to get oyu really drunk
Madison is piMp: are you trying to premeditatively take advantage of me?
Cthad29: im offereing, a a friend ,to get you really drunk
Madison is piMp: right
Madison is piMp: right
Madison is piMp: hey do you know what would be even more hilarious than you with a vagina?
Madison is piMp: you with a very tiny wang. haha!
Cthad29: its not the size of the boat its how you use it
Madison is piMp: so i've heard
Madison is piMp: but no matter how many times you use that gay little phrase, when it comes down to it, size really does matter.
Madison is piMp: nice women lie
Cthad29: tell that to your mom cause she sure was howlin last night
Madison is piMp: oh yeah she told me about that...she says it sucked, by the way
Cthad29: she told me she would lie to you so as not to hurt your feelings
Madison is piMp: are you sure that wasn't your mom?
Cthad29: yea, i'd recognize your moms obscene tat on the inner thigh anywhere
Madison is piMp: yeah that's my dad...
Madison is piMp: should have said grandma. DAMNIT!
Madison is piMp: that was a note to self, by the way
Madison is piMp: haha
Cthad29: yea i gathered
Cthad29: we could go on liek this for hours couldn't we
Madison is piMp: haha yeah probably
Madison is piMp: haha
Madison is piMp: i'm laughing so hard it's retarded
Madison is piMp: *i feel retarded
Cthad29: ha, i'm glad i can at least do that
Madison is piMp: i was laughing at myself.
Cthad29: because oyu know ive discovered your secret
Madison is piMp: damnit! i've got it all figured out now you pervert!
Madison is piMp: you think i have a penis, and that's why you want to get me drunk! so you can take advantage of me and try to have gay sex!
Madison is piMp: i knew it.
Madison is piMp: freak.
Cthad29: who said anything about taking advantage of oyu, i just want you to flash a crowd of people without knowing it
Madison is piMp: flash my crotch?
Cthad29: whatever floats your boat
Cthad29: i wasthinking maybe ou put on a trench coat with nothing under it
Madison is piMp: i don't think you'll ever see me really drunk
Madison is piMp: or wearing a trenchcoat w/nothing under it
Madison is piMp: helllooo lame porn
Cthad29: too bad its already in the works
Madison is piMp: yeah?