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Sep 30, 2005 17:32

Okay, so during fourth block, I get called to the East Mall Office (where you go when you're in trouble), and there's this kid sitting in the waiting area, and his teacher asks him if he wants to go to class and he screams in a denomic voice, "NO". Then, we sat there in silence, and he turns to me and ask if I'm a hippy. Then he asked if I like skateboarding. I just nodded. Then, he asked me if I wanted to be his friend (he was totally serious) and I said "Sure". A few minutes pass and he asks if I'm going to homecoming. Then he asks if I have a boyfriend. I say no. He say's "Will you be my gilrfriend" and I was like "no, sorry. I'm not looking" and he says "You just don't know me well enough, eh? Sorry, I don't really know how to talk to girls" and then the principal calls him and he screams in a FREAKY VOICE "I'M GUNNA BURN THIS PLACE TO HELL! I'M BURNING IT ALL DOWN! BOMBING ALL OF YOU! DEAD".....then the secretary was like "Now Scott, that isn't very nice" and we sat in silence again. He turns to me and tells me how his brother broke his arm because he was trying to mark his terriotry on his territory and they got in a fight.

Holy wow.

Weirdest. Thing. Ever. All the people in the office were laughing at him and he was like "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING"

Dude was scary BUT SO FUNNY
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