[075] TEN things you should talk to a therapist about
1. My occasionally demonic tendencies. Oh please, we all have them. Mine are just better.
2. My cat.
3. Whether blondes really do have more fun.
4. Selling my soul for power and getting shafted with the whole eternal damnation kick.
5. All the swearing.
6. And the sex. Wait, I'm not trying to get saved... hmm, scratch that.
7. My tall men kink.
8. My supernaturally good looks, no one respects me for my brains.
9. My shoe fetish.
10. My not so cleverly disguised food addiction. A demon's got to eat you know.
2. My cat.
3. Whether blondes really do have more fun.
4. Selling my soul for power and getting shafted with the whole eternal damnation kick.
5. All the swearing.
6. And the sex. Wait, I'm not trying to get saved... hmm, scratch that.
7. My tall men kink.
8. My supernaturally good looks, no one respects me for my brains.
9. My shoe fetish.
10. My not so cleverly disguised food addiction. A demon's got to eat you know.