[072] Ten cryptic (or not so cryptic) notes to people I know
1. I'm hungry, come take me out to dinner now. Not the milkshake place, that bathroom is too small.
2. You owe me a shirt. Still.
3. If you steal a Bible is it a sin? No seriously, is it?
4. How is it that you get laid?
5. How is it that you don't?
6. Just because you're blonde doesn't mean I like you.
7. Not that I don't like you because you're blonde too, but she's a bitch.
8. Buy me a puppy and I'll leave you alone.
9. Yeah, that was a crock of shit, I just want a puppy.
10. Please?
2. You owe me a shirt. Still.
3. If you steal a Bible is it a sin? No seriously, is it?
4. How is it that you get laid?
5. How is it that you don't?
6. Just because you're blonde doesn't mean I like you.
7. Not that I don't like you because you're blonde too, but she's a bitch.
8. Buy me a puppy and I'll leave you alone.
9. Yeah, that was a crock of shit, I just want a puppy.
10. Please?