Silly Boys
anonymous
September 28 2004, 10:57:40 UTC
Sounds like you have a plan. I think now you either have to go all in or fold, and with the hand you have, folding would do you good. Because he has 3 kings. Wait, what?
If you ever want to play gideo vames you can come play with Travis and I. We love gideo vames. But we're in Minnesota. Minnesota is a good video game state because going outside here sucks. You either melt or freeze. And we play video games.
What I mean is don't let the man play you like one! Guys like us forget that there isn't a reset button, or a spot to save and go back to. So when we get to a spot in our lives when we have to make a pretty big decision (which girl should I go for?) we freeze and beat around the bush and try to make a decision but take it back all at the same time we're so god damn annoying holy shit! The difference here is it's pretty damn obvious which girl to go for in his shoes. What a dipshit. *If you failed to notice what I was getting at, I was talking about you* I could say much more but you've heard it from everyone, and I don't want to fill your ego too much, even though you deserve a large ego for what you have. Seriously, you deserve to be a bitch to everyone and still get away with it. I mean, gideo vames. What girl plays gideo vames any more? Wait take that back- What HOT girl plays gideo vames any more? They're all drunk somewhere, while we continue our relentless battle against the barrage of video games that companies send at us. WE NEED more people to beat these games, or the games will beat us. Or was it we'd stop wasting out time? I don't know, but video games are good for our economy, shown in Formula A.
Formula A: Economy = People + Wasting Money People = # of People - # people killed by sexually frustrated teenagers or PKSFT
PKSFT = # of sexually frustrated teens - # of sex frustrated teens playing video games
Wasting Money = Video games
So from this formula we can derive that the number of people is affected inversely by the # of people killed by sexually frustrated teenagers. We can increase Video games which in turn will decrease the # of people killed by sexually frustrated teens which leads to a higher population. So more video games = more economy.
So the moral of the story is dogs do not have opposable thumbs.
If you ever want to play gideo vames you can come play with Travis and I. We love gideo vames. But we're in Minnesota. Minnesota is a good video game state because going outside here sucks. You either melt or freeze. And we play video games.
What I mean is don't let the man play you like one! Guys like us forget that there isn't a reset button, or a spot to save and go back to. So when we get to a spot in our lives when we have to make a pretty big decision (which girl should I go for?) we freeze and beat around the bush and try to make a decision but take it back all at the same time we're so god damn annoying holy shit! The difference here is it's pretty damn obvious which girl to go for in his shoes. What a dipshit. *If you failed to notice what I was getting at, I was talking about you* I could say much more but you've heard it from everyone, and I don't want to fill your ego too much, even though you deserve a large ego for what you have. Seriously, you deserve to be a bitch to everyone and still get away with it. I mean, gideo vames. What girl plays gideo vames any more? Wait take that back- What HOT girl plays gideo vames any more? They're all drunk somewhere, while we continue our relentless battle against the barrage of video games that companies send at us. WE NEED more people to beat these games, or the games will beat us. Or was it we'd stop wasting out time? I don't know, but video games are good for our economy, shown in Formula A.
Formula A:
Economy = People + Wasting Money
People = # of People - # people killed by sexually frustrated teenagers or PKSFT
PKSFT = # of sexually frustrated teens - # of sex frustrated teens playing video games
Wasting Money = Video games
So from this formula we can derive that the number of people is affected inversely by the # of people killed by sexually frustrated teenagers. We can increase Video games which in turn will decrease the # of people killed by sexually frustrated teens which leads to a higher population. So more video games = more economy.
So the moral of the story is dogs do not have opposable thumbs.
Sincerely,
Derek!
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