I'M FUCKING BUYING A PS2 FOR THIS

[oudeteron]

Because the MGS3 walkthroughs I have obsessively watched never have all of these beautiful convos. (I have lots of favourites but can't be arsed to hunt down and transcribe them all from scratch now, so here are the ones I stole from the ever-so-convenient tumblr“Snake, listen to yourself. This is a mission. It’s not a game; it’s not a sport. You

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[sparkism]

I got the tea and scones one before, ahahaha. I can't remember what triggered it though, pfft. I did NOT get that last one, however, wtf guysss. xD

[oudeteron]

Aww well, when I have the chance I shall attempt to find out. As for the last convo, I WOULD SERIOUSLY LIKE TO KNOW. It might've been related to the whole "do not leave traces of your presence" thing, but still. XD

[sparkism]

My one friend might know, she's like, my encyclopedia of all inane MGS knowledge. I'll ask her about all of them, actually, since I am still LOLing at the last one slkdjfskjdf why.

[oudeteron]

Do eeet. AND IT WOULD BE DISTURBING IF YOU DIDN'T LOL.

[sparkism]

OKAY I did and she totally failed me. ALAS. /sobs
she thinks the first one miiight be before you meet Sigint, but I don't believe her since she's a failure now. pfft idk only solution is to just call people on the codec ALL THE TIME?

[oudeteron]

I guess this just falls into "knowledge so specific no one actually keeps it in their head" with the placement and so on. I mean, I remember lots of useless trivia but somehow it's not the same as remembering step-by-step? WELL EITHER WAY, these seem to be from the Virtuous Mission if he's going by "Major Tom" in them all. Which...may not be entirely reliable, but seems the only lead.

[sparkism]

Which is sad because that's pretty much the only kind of knowledge I ever have in my head. What a paradox.
THIS IS POSSIBLE. Just dick around the whole time during the Virtuous Mission and see if they yell at you.

[oudeteron]

Knowledge paradox. Maybe it's there and you just need to try hypnosis! XD
BUT BUT I STILL NEED TO GET MY OWN PS2 TO PLAY IT FIRSTHAND ;_;

[sparkism]

I dunno, hypnosis can be kind iffy. Don't want to rip any holes in the space-time continuum.
OH YEAH. ;3; *mentally tries to send you a PS2*

[oudeteron]

Why not, it could be just like busting the fourth wall! XD
SADNESS. *see, now a hole in the time-space continuum would be handy*

[sparkism]

But then I'd probably go crazyyyyy!
): ♥ *yeah but what are the chances it'd actually get to you*