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Symphonia onry~
1. Yuan
2. Kratos
3. Raine
4. Mithos
5. Sheena
6. Presea
7. Zelos
8. Genis
9. Regal
10. Colette
11. Kvar (I am asking for death)
12. Lloyd
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Presea/Kvar. You have got to be kidding me. You know, when I put his name down, I was hoping I could rant about the Kvar/Lloyd and Kvar/Kratos that exists out in ficland, but nooo, you give me this...
tl;dr ... No, I haven't, and no, I do not want to.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sadly, yeah. At least, in his excellerated form... his normal one is just sort of adorable and pitiable, depending on if he's fucking with the party or acting like a crazyface at the time.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
The fandom would scream in fangirlish glee.
Putting aside the problems with this scenario - Genis is a guy, is 12-14, and Lloyd can't figure out where to put it no matter what pairing he's in - Raine would beat the crap out of Lloyd's nuts. The end.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
You know... I've never seen anyone write him well. I don't realy appreciate him all that much myself, but he's... yeah. I don't think there are many decent Regal-centric fics out there.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Romantically? No. But, Kratos is voiced by Fumihiko Tachiki. This means... it's necessary for him to have a pink loli for a surrogate daughter.
I see only one. ;D
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Sheena/Regal is just bullshit, so we'll go with Sheena/Colette. At least it looks pretty, right? And hey, no more lose ends with the Lloyd ~romance~ drama
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He'd gouge his fucking eyes out, and so would I. Goddamn.
... however, if this was written by the fandom centre, Zelos would totes join in and they'd all have sexy unfunfunfing time omg kawaii!!!
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Basing this off of a shop I did to some Pink Power:
Colette overhears Raine and Sheena's kinky all-night sexy time, and wants to know how she can help her sensei! Then she makes Sheena her bitch, too!
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Romantic? I hope not. I can kind of see a friendship blossoming there. They've both lost the same dear friend. And, hey, Mithos was gonna be Yuan's little brother in law, sooo... hugs?
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
I'm not good with titles. ;_; [sobs.] Can't we just go with the summary thing? Because it'd either be about A) Zelos' inner plight with his title or B) How they mend their relationship after KoR. Because Lloyd's still thinking Zelos is better off on his own, doesn't want him getting involved in the doppleganger drama, and is overall a thickheaded idiot.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oh man. Ummm. [twiddles thumbs.] Well, I totally wouldn't use the whole trust = physical commitment thing. No way. Okay, I totally would.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Rae, maybe Pelt?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
LOL. No, but they totally should.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No. But it'd be kickass if they wrote Kratos/Mithos or some variation.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
... probably Lloyd's name. [shot.]
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES. EVERYBODY'S NERVES. EVERYBODY'S NERVES. AND IT IS JUST LIKE GENIS~~~~
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
RATED NC-4582934582345 BECAUSE NO ONE SHOULD READ THIS SHIT. INCLUDES LOLIS, A CONFUSED LLOYD WHO IS NOT A GIRL NOT YET A WOMAN, AND A DUMBASS THAT HAS A REALLY CRAPPY SENSE OF HUMOR. I HOPE HE DOESN'T MAKE DIRTY JOKES IN BED, BECAUSE THEY WOULD SUCK AND EVERYONE WOULD LOSE THEIR ERECTIONS. IF THEY HAD THEM. YES, PRESEA HAS A PENIS ):
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I am Lloyd's biological father, you know." ;D
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
... December? Whenever I wrote that post about Zelos cutting himself. Crappy Zelos/Sheena is crappy.
What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
Other lolis who have superhuman strength.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
NO, HE'S A FILTHY INFERIOR BEING.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Raine tops Zelos any day.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.”
“Yuan and Regal are in a happy relationship until Regal suddenly runs off with Mithos. Yuan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kvar and a brief unhappy affair with Lloyd, then follows the wise advice of Sheena and finds true love with Raine.”
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Tales of Symphonia: Character Meme Gone Wrong
No one would read that shit. And no one would write it. |:
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd be a very sad puppy, and so would Lloyd. HE TOLD ME SOOOO. AND HE'S NOT SAD OVER GENISSSSS...