wrote it myself... but got the blue print from "twas the night before finals"

[osurac]

Twas the night before thanksgiving break
And all through the dorms
Roamed students quite antsy
to return to their homes.

Some were quite sleepy,
With a long drive ahead,
They put up away messages
and climbed into bed

Let's go to the taverns
most students were thinking
to Order pitchers
and do some binge drinking

In my own room,
I had been pacing,
And packing my bags
for a week of thanksgiving.

My roommates started drinking,
to clean out the fridge,
empty bottles and keg cups
lined on the ledge.

We drained out the dubra,
the beer and smirnoff ,
Busch and bud light
Captain's and Popov

Sitcoms and stereos
filled the whole place,
Seinfeld and Raymond
and Will n' Grace

At last our bags were packed
And ready to go
So we took out the trash
and turned off the shows.

When all of a sudden,
There arose such a clatter,
We sprung from our bunks.
to see what was the matter.

Down dorm road
What we saw was a sight,
Chanting and screaming,
Students returning for the night.

Drunk and stumbling
They yelled without fear
To the dorm! To the room!
Security is here!

The message delivered,
They vanished from sight,
To break things in their path
Outside in the night.

With a full week ahead
The message's quite clear...
Replace those caf dinners
with vodkha and beer!