LORD, GIVE ME STRENGTH

May 01, 2002 13:13

the players -- an older man, named william ( Read more... )

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Well hardman May 1 2002, 10:15:57 UTC
At least you weren't in the bathroom for this one.c

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osmanspare May 1 2002, 10:19:47 UTC
that is a plus...

that and this conversation didnt happen at the toilet.

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pssh fg May 1 2002, 10:23:44 UTC
that's a load of crap.

i've been sticking my william in between fence holes for years.

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osmanspare May 1 2002, 10:37:04 UTC
i used to stick my william in ALL sorts of places.
until my lawyer said it might constitute a violation of my parole...

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osmanspare May 1 2002, 10:38:04 UTC
wow, that is a pre pee-paw jem, that is.

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pee_paw May 1 2002, 10:48:42 UTC
PEE-PAW SHARPENS HIS WILLIAM WITH A RUSTY TIRE HITCH!

PEE-PAW ONCE GAVE IT TO THE QUEEN MUM UP THE JOLLY RODGER!

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swallowwhole May 1 2002, 10:51:22 UTC
god, that's the problem with kids today--always sticking their damn williams where they don't belong.

and seriously, spend 10 minutes with my grandfather and you'll know sense of humor is the first to go. our family actually uses "grampa joke" to describe a terribly obvious, corny, and/or punny jest.

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osmanspare May 2 2002, 08:48:48 UTC
i think they really were just so sheltered back then, were old folks. there was no profanity on tv, and the raciest material was bob freakin hope.

occasionally you will get the dirty old timer, and those guys are priceless.

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the humor of my mother she_says May 1 2002, 16:15:28 UTC
She's one of those people that is genuinely un-funny. But people her own age think she is hysterical. She talks about the rooster in our backyard, "so I said to my neighbor to shut it and he shuts the door" or "i bought a box of wine the other day" and people crack up. Maybe it's in the air and we're not all getting it because the younger generation has become immune?

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osmanspare May 2 2002, 08:52:19 UTC
we have been inocculated to really dry, bad humor.

my dad has the corniest expressions, and people laugh out of pity. he then takes this as he is some sort of comedian, and has to tell every cashier or waiter some new little joke.

going anywhere with him in public is a true test of patience.

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