LORD, GIVE ME STRENGTH

May 01, 2002 13:13

the players -- an older man, named william.
and me.

customer: you says your name is william?
me: yes sir.
customer: i gots me a question for you. do you go by bill or william?
me: my friends call me bill. but officially, its william.
customer: well let me tell ya. BILL is the right one ta use.
me: really.
customer: you ever see a duck stick its william in between the holes in a fence?

i dont care what they say, but humor is the first to go.
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