wtf indecent!FAO?!
I bought book 8 of B't X as translated by Tokyopop last night and discovered some hinty Fao/Hokuto on the way. And discussed everything with zhynchan who promptly showed it to mierin_lanfear to drool on. I'm not a Fao-fan, more of a Hokuto, but this made me grin.
Or smirk.
So here's Fao ripping off his coat and shirt.
I realize that I shouldn't have included the panel where he uses it to cover Quatro--respect for the dead or because I feel a bit guilty for including such a sad scene while fangirling Fao's naked back but... dammit, Kurumada-sensei, did you have to make the panel that size?
A conversation.
me: (And before I forget, Fao was called by Teppei because he sent a message to Je'taime "I have a confession to make." and when Fao came back, I was going OHGODOHGOD he's going to confess his SOOPER!SEEKRIT!INCESTOUS!LUST for Kotaro! But he said he flipped some girl's skirt when he was a kid. Whatever.)
OKAY. The OMG part was...
zhynchan: (WHAT?!)
OMG!
me: ...when they were already flying away, Teppei was ahead, Hokuto suddenly took off his coat and threw it to Fao, saying, "Careful, Fao, you're teetering on indecent." and Fao went "Hm." and put on the labcoat. >:)
zhynchan: ASAAAAAAAAAAJKLrjuiotdfkljgkL!!!!!
HOKUTO!
No metal briefs removal, but sure.
HOKUTO!
Bordering into indecent, indeed!
me: Kurumada couldn't have given us a better hint.
Hokuto just can't concentrate when Fao's flying around shirtless!!
I mean....a man has no shirt and he's INDECENT?!?
"Sorry, Teppei! Something came up! I mean...not THAT way...don't look at me like that, I mean I have to come...I mean something's coming...and we have to...we'll just...oh for god's sakes, just go on ahead. NOW."
And a short idea:
Fao has Hokuto against the wall and Hokuto whispers, "Be careful...I need that coat later...for experiments."
And Fao replies, "If you wanted me to be careful with it, you wouldn't have callously made me wear it then seduce me later, wouldn't you?"
***
The laundry joke that goes with it.
Teppei sees them the next morning, and innocently says, "Oh, hey, Fao, you're wearing Hokuto's clothes? Got mixed up in the laundry again?"
Hokuto: (wishes he could die)
Kotaro: (coughing/smirking)
Fao: "Why, yes, we did. It's because Hokuto's clothes smell so good--I keep borrowing them."
"And I foresee myself borrowing more in the future. Hokuto-san, mind if I come back later to do the...laundry...with you again?"
***
And some strange ideas on the s00per-seme!series where zhynchan and I speculated that Aramis is the s00per!seme in the series, but so is--sekritly--Kotaro! Only there's been a few changes in paradise. (and yes, these are bits of conversations with zhynchan as well. Strange and crack-ish speculations.)
Because there's always a spin-the-bottle fic in every fandom.
Ron's current question for Aramis: "Have you ever had sex on a BT?"
:: prompt Fow and Hokuto choking on their beers::
Aramis: *bored* "Has anyone NOT have sex on their B'T? Next question please."
Everyone: O_o "WE NEVER HAD SEX ON OUR B'TS!"
Hokuto: "I never...oh, wait..."
(cont'd later) "Have you ever had sex on a Bt?" Fow and Hokuto spluttered into their drinks, shocked. Aramis' smile turned into a mischievous grin as she eyed both the scientist and violinist in turn.
"Why don't we ask these two?" she said, voice deceptively soft.
"I was just shocked that Ron said it so bluntly, it didn't mean a thing!" Hokuto muttered. Fow smiled.
"And you Fow? Do you have prior knowledge of Aramis sexxing anyone on a BT?"
"KAREN!" Hokuto complained. "It's my birthday! I don't want to know about anyone's sexual habits!"
"Even Fow's?" Hokuto stiffened at Aramis's whispered query.
Hokuto: PWND
...the next thing was Aramis's dare
"I want you to give our birthday boy a hickey. Right here." Aramis pointed one slim finger over her carotid artery.
And you know what happened next.
Hokuto: FAINTS
Kotaro: (being the overly protective brother) puts his hands on Teppei's ears. "RATED R, PLEASE CENSOR! There are children in the cinema!"
Teppei: Don't be ridiculous, Niichan. I know things like that. I lived with Karen in a deserted island, you know. Only the two of us. One bath.
Karen: TEPPEI PLEASE SHUT UP NOW, I DON'T WANT TO DIE, KTHNX.
Kotaro: You and I are going to have a PTA meeting soon, Karen-san.
***
On the changes in the s00per!semes (during tea).
me: ...Although Kotaro's showing signs of being monogamous now.
zhynchan: S00per-seme in love -> it always hit them HARD. Like, OTP qualities and all.
me: Aramis: You're going soft, boy. Soon you'll be coming home calling "I'm ho~me ♥" and expecting Teppei to welcome you home in just an apron and with you being all lovey-dovey..."
Kotaro: (with glazed eyes) "Apron, huh, I don't think we've tried that yet..."
Aramis: "YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT!"
***
And that is much crack for the entire week.
Will be going to Cagayan de Oro next weekend. More info next time.
Or smirk.
So here's Fao ripping off his coat and shirt.
I realize that I shouldn't have included the panel where he uses it to cover Quatro--respect for the dead or because I feel a bit guilty for including such a sad scene while fangirling Fao's naked back but... dammit, Kurumada-sensei, did you have to make the panel that size?
A conversation.
me: (And before I forget, Fao was called by Teppei because he sent a message to Je'taime "I have a confession to make." and when Fao came back, I was going OHGODOHGOD he's going to confess his SOOPER!SEEKRIT!INCESTOUS!LUST for Kotaro! But he said he flipped some girl's skirt when he was a kid. Whatever.)
OKAY. The OMG part was...
zhynchan: (WHAT?!)
OMG!
me: ...when they were already flying away, Teppei was ahead, Hokuto suddenly took off his coat and threw it to Fao, saying, "Careful, Fao, you're teetering on indecent." and Fao went "Hm." and put on the labcoat. >:)
zhynchan: ASAAAAAAAAAAJKLrjuiotdfkljgkL!!!!!
HOKUTO!
No metal briefs removal, but sure.
HOKUTO!
Bordering into indecent, indeed!
me: Kurumada couldn't have given us a better hint.
Hokuto just can't concentrate when Fao's flying around shirtless!!
I mean....a man has no shirt and he's INDECENT?!?
"Sorry, Teppei! Something came up! I mean...not THAT way...don't look at me like that, I mean I have to come...I mean something's coming...and we have to...we'll just...oh for god's sakes, just go on ahead. NOW."
And a short idea:
Fao has Hokuto against the wall and Hokuto whispers, "Be careful...I need that coat later...for experiments."
And Fao replies, "If you wanted me to be careful with it, you wouldn't have callously made me wear it then seduce me later, wouldn't you?"
***
The laundry joke that goes with it.
Teppei sees them the next morning, and innocently says, "Oh, hey, Fao, you're wearing Hokuto's clothes? Got mixed up in the laundry again?"
Hokuto: (wishes he could die)
Kotaro: (coughing/smirking)
Fao: "Why, yes, we did. It's because Hokuto's clothes smell so good--I keep borrowing them."
"And I foresee myself borrowing more in the future. Hokuto-san, mind if I come back later to do the...laundry...with you again?"
***
And some strange ideas on the s00per-seme!series where zhynchan and I speculated that Aramis is the s00per!seme in the series, but so is--sekritly--Kotaro! Only there's been a few changes in paradise. (and yes, these are bits of conversations with zhynchan as well. Strange and crack-ish speculations.)
Because there's always a spin-the-bottle fic in every fandom.
Ron's current question for Aramis: "Have you ever had sex on a BT?"
:: prompt Fow and Hokuto choking on their beers::
Aramis: *bored* "Has anyone NOT have sex on their B'T? Next question please."
Everyone: O_o "WE NEVER HAD SEX ON OUR B'TS!"
Hokuto: "I never...oh, wait..."
(cont'd later) "Have you ever had sex on a Bt?" Fow and Hokuto spluttered into their drinks, shocked. Aramis' smile turned into a mischievous grin as she eyed both the scientist and violinist in turn.
"Why don't we ask these two?" she said, voice deceptively soft.
"I was just shocked that Ron said it so bluntly, it didn't mean a thing!" Hokuto muttered. Fow smiled.
"And you Fow? Do you have prior knowledge of Aramis sexxing anyone on a BT?"
"KAREN!" Hokuto complained. "It's my birthday! I don't want to know about anyone's sexual habits!"
"Even Fow's?" Hokuto stiffened at Aramis's whispered query.
Hokuto: PWND
...the next thing was Aramis's dare
"I want you to give our birthday boy a hickey. Right here." Aramis pointed one slim finger over her carotid artery.
And you know what happened next.
Hokuto: FAINTS
Kotaro: (being the overly protective brother) puts his hands on Teppei's ears. "RATED R, PLEASE CENSOR! There are children in the cinema!"
Teppei: Don't be ridiculous, Niichan. I know things like that. I lived with Karen in a deserted island, you know. Only the two of us. One bath.
Karen: TEPPEI PLEASE SHUT UP NOW, I DON'T WANT TO DIE, KTHNX.
Kotaro: You and I are going to have a PTA meeting soon, Karen-san.
***
On the changes in the s00per!semes (during tea).
me: ...Although Kotaro's showing signs of being monogamous now.
zhynchan: S00per-seme in love -> it always hit them HARD. Like, OTP qualities and all.
me: Aramis: You're going soft, boy. Soon you'll be coming home calling "I'm ho~me ♥" and expecting Teppei to welcome you home in just an apron and with you being all lovey-dovey..."
Kotaro: (with glazed eyes) "Apron, huh, I don't think we've tried that yet..."
Aramis: "YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT!"
***
And that is much crack for the entire week.
Will be going to Cagayan de Oro next weekend. More info next time.