WHO: Uchiha Sasuke & Azakari Sai
WHAT: Two events in one day. Sai drawing Sasuke NAKED and Sai bursting into the NaruNaruSasu apartment at two or three in the morning.
WHEN: Yesterday/This morning.
WHERE: Oshima Boy's Locker Room, NaruNaruSasu apartment.
WARNINGS: Penises. Douche-baggishness. Cursing, I think.

( Sasuke has always excelled in physical... )