Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks...

Feb 26, 2007 02:51

Hmmm, so yes.
First off...fuck you snow, fuck you.
This is bullshit, and you know it!

Second, I hate the bitches. I hate all the stupid dancing around I need to do. And I hate all the dancing around you fucking do. Why can't you be like "Yea, I like you, let's do the old 'in out in out'". Cause by time I have definite feelings, I'm already in that bullshit friend zone.
And that's bullshit in it's own fucking right. Cause ya know, you'll all cuddly with a girls for a while, then she's all of a sudden "I'm not sure how I feel, but I definitely want to be friend" so I'm like "whatever, do what you want". Then the strangest thing occurs to me: The girl who said that she wanted to just be friends is making no attempt to talk to me, I'm the one doing everything...and I didn't even fucking want that! Fuck that and fuck you 'friends'!

And yea, there is a new one...kinda. The reason I first thought she was attractive is also the reason I want to cause harm to her face. It's a hell of a catch-22.
And the last thing I need to do is have another bitch in my friend zone, so she needs the old 'in out in out' and fast. It's funny, cause I'm 90% positive she likes me, so I just gotta make it happen...and I think I know how to do that. I'll be like "Hey baby, wanna see my turtles, and my snake...my trouser snake!" Yea, I'll be a little smoother than that...but the same idea. She's been the one throwing it out there, I just gotta hook her and reel her in.
"Well, first I hang the 'ol worm out there, they usually go for it. So I jerk 'em around a little, they fight for a while, and then they just lay back and accept it."

And on another front, I thought of something whilst in the shower tonight. It's an equation, and you need 2 parts...but you can't get the second part without the first part, or else it means nothing. And right now, I have the first part...4 of them actually. Now I just need to get the second part and I'm in...and out. ::giggity::

Most of all, I just need this one.
I need it so I can stop smoking, cause that's the only thing that makes me happy right now, and that's really really sad. And it's funny when Susie, Brennan and I are standing outside smoking saying "This is bad and we need to stop".
And the only other thing that makes me happy is one word, written on facebook, that is a completely lie...but it gives me hope.
Hope that one day, maybe, just maybe, you'll say "Wow, we definitely need to be...cause it makes the most sense of anything...EVER!"
...God damnit I hate bitches!

And you should leave me comments, or else I'll give you AIDS that I got because Jeniz wished them on me.
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