And it looks like the film you'll want to avoid this holiday season is: Juno. Because, at the movies, "strong female characters" is generally secret code for "appallingly retarded female characters favored by cheese-brained cattle who fancy themselves progressive feminists." Actually, this really is a fairly dependable rule of thumb in general, ( Read more... )

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE 78TH ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS CEREMONY:[∗] Keanu Reeves sat one row behind and to the left of Terrence Howard, and thus they were framed in a single shot. Several times ( Read more... )

I'm sick again... BLAH... I was sick once before this, since I mentioned that I was sick the last time... BLAH... three times in two months... BLAH... Guess I should take all my medicine without stopping like the doctor told me, hey. [ *COUGH ( Read more... )

...I had a very Neil Gaiman Christmas.

( If you wanna know what I said, you gotta click the cut, neener neener neener. )

I finally watched this week's episode of Lost tonight, which, to my semi-obscene delight, featured the gorgeous Naveen Andrews. Who co-starred with his hair in The English Patient. I've heard talk of Ralph Fiennes and some other people being in the movie too, but I would have no way of knowing, only having seen it twice. Anyway, Lost is a very ( Read more... )