Neils Bohring.
I'd never really noticed before, but the hazard sign warning drivers of a Slippery Road appears to break some kind of fundamental law of physics.
How would this happen? Did the entire car spontaneously invert horizontally, causing the left wheel to become the right? Surely if your car is folding into itself in the second dimension via the third it's not fit to pass it's M.O.T.? I certainly wouldn't feel comfortable as a road user knowing that some cars are dimensionally unstable. All it would take is a quick glance in the rear-view mirror to create an observer-effect and their entire waveform could collapse at any moment. Given your average car insurance claim is only valid for accidents that occur in the third dimension through the fourth (i.e. speed = distance / time), you'll have no chance claiming that a vehicle travelling along the outside lane suddenly traversed the linear plane below the constraints of length, depth and width, causing as the sub-atomic particles of your g-reg Nissan Micra suddenly became enmeshed in the quantum field of the fucking Reliant Rebel, or whatever that car is supposed to be, causing quantum entanglement and a six-car pile up on the A19. Just not happening, mate. Not fucking happening.
How would this happen? Did the entire car spontaneously invert horizontally, causing the left wheel to become the right? Surely if your car is folding into itself in the second dimension via the third it's not fit to pass it's M.O.T.? I certainly wouldn't feel comfortable as a road user knowing that some cars are dimensionally unstable. All it would take is a quick glance in the rear-view mirror to create an observer-effect and their entire waveform could collapse at any moment. Given your average car insurance claim is only valid for accidents that occur in the third dimension through the fourth (i.e. speed = distance / time), you'll have no chance claiming that a vehicle travelling along the outside lane suddenly traversed the linear plane below the constraints of length, depth and width, causing as the sub-atomic particles of your g-reg Nissan Micra suddenly became enmeshed in the quantum field of the fucking Reliant Rebel, or whatever that car is supposed to be, causing quantum entanglement and a six-car pile up on the A19. Just not happening, mate. Not fucking happening.