30 in 30 Part 3 - Plusinsured Health
Since I talked about a great threat to America in the last blog, let me tell you about a doubleplussuccess: American healthcare. Since 1984, health maintenence organizations have become the plusdominant form of healthinsurance. Now, your health isn't just insured, it's maintained! In 1988, 13% of Americans were plusdeprived of health insurance, but now fully 84% of Americans are covered. That's an increase of 34 million loyal citizens!
Over this time, healthcare companies have been seeing record profits -- since the 1980s, executives in healthcare companies have had their salaries increased up to $100 million (in salary and stock options). All of this means better care for you, the insured. By paying these people an additional 20 million, your these executives from the Innerparty will work that much harder to insure that your health is in good shape. Your health insurance money has also gone to drug companies, who have doubleplusinformed the proles though telescreen advertisements of lifesaving drugs such as loratadine and vardenafil.
However, there are some health risks that threaten America. First of all, there is the obvious threat of weapons of mass destruction. Rest assured that MiniPax has dealt with that problem -- we have made sure that Iraq doesn't have WMDs. Second, we have never had any problems producing enough flu vaccine in America. There has always been plenty. Therefore, we face no risk against Avian Flu.
Avian flu is clearly a problem in Eastasia and Eurasia
Oceania has nothing to fear
So while the rest of the world faces problems with avian flu, rest assured that the American healthcare industry will protect us all.
Over this time, healthcare companies have been seeing record profits -- since the 1980s, executives in healthcare companies have had their salaries increased up to $100 million (in salary and stock options). All of this means better care for you, the insured. By paying these people an additional 20 million, your these executives from the Innerparty will work that much harder to insure that your health is in good shape. Your health insurance money has also gone to drug companies, who have doubleplusinformed the proles though telescreen advertisements of lifesaving drugs such as loratadine and vardenafil.
However, there are some health risks that threaten America. First of all, there is the obvious threat of weapons of mass destruction. Rest assured that MiniPax has dealt with that problem -- we have made sure that Iraq doesn't have WMDs. Second, we have never had any problems producing enough flu vaccine in America. There has always been plenty. Therefore, we face no risk against Avian Flu.
Avian flu is clearly a problem in Eastasia and Eurasia
Oceania has nothing to fear
So while the rest of the world faces problems with avian flu, rest assured that the American healthcare industry will protect us all.