Ladies… I don’t mean to pick on you exclusively, but sometimes you are such hypocrites.

Let’s talk about the toilet seat, shall we? You expect male visitors to leave the toilet seat the way they found it: down, right? And woe to the hapless man who forgets even once!

Well, now let’s talk about the grim reality. The protocol in my house is ( Read more... )

I have a nightlight in the bathroom. It’s one of those jobbies with a little light detector, so it only comes on at night. It manages to avoid its own light confusing itself by directing the light down, while the light sensor is located on top of the unit.

What do you think would happen if you were to use two mirrors to redirect the nightlight’s ( Read more... )

Why it is that public (multi-person) rest rooms are almost never equipped with some sort of Muzak-style filler noise?

One would think that by the time we reached the 21st century someone ( Read more... )

Name five things in your refrigerator.

1. A one liter clear plastic bottle with ½ cup of Gatorade remaining
2. A six pack of McEwan’s Scotch Ale
3. A 1½ quart jar of Vlasic Bread & Butter Chips pickles
4. A 9 oz. bottle of Taj Gourmet Tamarind Chutney
5. A 15 oz. can of Farmer’s Market Pumpkin