Your ma said you cried in your sleep last night...
Okay, I'm applying some originality here. Took the 30-song meme (post the first line of 30 shuffle songs so people can guess what they are), and modified it to suit my own evil porpoises.
Took the first 30 (mostly) coherent sentences from shuffle, then ordered them a bit creatively, and what follows is the result. I must say, I have a number of songs with particularly intriguing lyrics! So what does the pod say to me?
RATED R FOR EXPLICIT LANGUAGE
Please allow me to introduce myself: I'm a man of wealth and taste. I am W O O O. This speech is my recital. The autonomous Commie republic, which is part of the Russian federation, is situatied in the far northwest of Europe, and spreads up to the arctic part of the Ural mountains. Now we're up to our long-distance dedication and this one is about kids, and pets, and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids, or pets, or neither. I don't want to live in a world of darkness. Will these dreams still follow me, out of dark obscurity? Woke up this morning and I looked outside. Big lizard in my backyard; can't afford to feed him anymore. Shout! Was ist los mit dir mein Schatz, uh-huh? Found an earring; where's my sponge? Aw, you've had all the breaks. Never lose my wallet; it would put me in a spot. I know this girl -- a hard rocker -- you couldn't stop her if you tried. Dig, if you will, the picture of you and I engaged in a kiss. Funk me baby... Stereotomy: we can make it forever. Well... once is never enough; never is and never was, uh-huh. Stop wasting my time. You got a little dick and, motherfucker, I don't think I can cope with it. Leave my monkey alone. Breathe! One good thing about music: when it hits you feel no pain. Love to hear the ping go off in my ear. A wah-do-dem a wah-do-dem-dem-dem. Fame, fame makes a man take things over. The stove, the stove, the stove has come alive. Born to love volcanos; seen 'em on PBS.
Took the first 30 (mostly) coherent sentences from shuffle, then ordered them a bit creatively, and what follows is the result. I must say, I have a number of songs with particularly intriguing lyrics! So what does the pod say to me?
RATED R FOR EXPLICIT LANGUAGE
Please allow me to introduce myself: I'm a man of wealth and taste. I am W O O O. This speech is my recital. The autonomous Commie republic, which is part of the Russian federation, is situatied in the far northwest of Europe, and spreads up to the arctic part of the Ural mountains. Now we're up to our long-distance dedication and this one is about kids, and pets, and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids, or pets, or neither. I don't want to live in a world of darkness. Will these dreams still follow me, out of dark obscurity? Woke up this morning and I looked outside. Big lizard in my backyard; can't afford to feed him anymore. Shout! Was ist los mit dir mein Schatz, uh-huh? Found an earring; where's my sponge? Aw, you've had all the breaks. Never lose my wallet; it would put me in a spot. I know this girl -- a hard rocker -- you couldn't stop her if you tried. Dig, if you will, the picture of you and I engaged in a kiss. Funk me baby... Stereotomy: we can make it forever. Well... once is never enough; never is and never was, uh-huh. Stop wasting my time. You got a little dick and, motherfucker, I don't think I can cope with it. Leave my monkey alone. Breathe! One good thing about music: when it hits you feel no pain. Love to hear the ping go off in my ear. A wah-do-dem a wah-do-dem-dem-dem. Fame, fame makes a man take things over. The stove, the stove, the stove has come alive. Born to love volcanos; seen 'em on PBS.