Mar 01, 2007 07:41
Okay, enough of all that heavy life stuff! In order to maintain the balance in your
chi, I offer the following list of the 14 funnest (not
funniest, but
funnest) things in the world to say. I encourage you to say
them aloud. Often. Loudly. In crowded rooms!
First up is my childhood favorite: flabbergasted.
There’s something
inherently funny about “flabber”, and “flabbergasted” is a pretty
righteous thing to say in any circumstance.
Closely related is the slangy term: bogus. Much
funnier and more useful
than the similar “boathouse”. It always reminds me of the 1990s kid’s
program Mr. Bogus, with the animated star being a tiny, yellow,
gremlin-like character.
My first job out of school was mostly manipulating data from hospitals.
I made up the name of a fictional hospital that I always used for my
test data, and it was pretty fun to say: Loofey Gronk
Memorial Hospital.
Though that’s a bit lame, being the only made-up word in my list. The
rest are all bona fides, more or less.
Speaking of work, there’s a new word at work, and it’s all the rage. Web
Services Description Language, aka: WSDL, pronounced
wizzdle. Technical
terms and acronyms are always good fodder for entertainment.
Another good source is foreign languages. There’s a couple words from
Russian that I think are particularly nice. First up:
yablicka, which is
the word for “apple”. It’s just plain fun to say.
The other is a Russian phrase that’s always applicable: shto eesho,
which translates as “Hey, what’s next?”. Like I say, it’s eminently
useful.
The other foreign word that makes our list is the perennial favorite
Thai dish: duck choo chee. Pure brilliance! Beats the
hell out of “duck in curry sauce”.
Then there’s the fun of: chunder, slang for
vomiting. Not a pretty
thing, but it sure rolls off the tongue, so to speak…
And then there’s people’s names. For some reason, people love to name
their children something painfully stupid, as evinced by the
longstanding stupid names thread on B3ta.com. One of my favorites is the
“software methodologist” who created the Unified Modeling Language:
Grady Booch. His name is so fun that it wound up being
the team cheer
for one of my project teams back during the Internet bubble.
More tech terminology. The group of users who have “root” or
administrative privileges under unix is called the root
group. Almost as
much fun as duck choo chee, but without the fowl.
Okay, let’s get serious, now. We’re down to the four funnest things you
could possibly ever say. Exciting, isn’t it?
Well, number four is an Indonesian island best known as the site of one
of the biggest volcanic eruptions in recent history: the infamous
Krakatoa! That one’s so much fun that it was a
random exclamation of mine for years…
Number three is a bit of tongue twister, and requires some lead-in. If
you’re a consultant, you have to bill your time to the client. If you
run a consulting company, it’s important that your consultants’ time is
always “billable”, because they’re only making money for the company
when they’re billable. In other words, you have to maximize their
billability. Who’d’ve thunk that
consultants would be on the leading
edge of language, in addition to technology?
Number two is budget. I shouldn’t need to
explain this one. Just say it!
Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget! Budget!
And now we’re up to the last, final, most fun thing you could ever
possibly say. It’s the name of a Serbian player on the NBA’s Golden
State Warriors. Yes, ladies and gentleman, I offer up to you the magical
name of Zarko Cabarkapa! Usage note: the
’Z’ is really a ’zh’, and the
’C’ is really a ’ch’, so the proper pronunciation is actually “Zharko
Chabarkapa”. But any way you spell it-even in the native Cyrillic-Zarko Cabarkapa means Big Fun!
Have you got additions to this list? What’s your mouth’s favorite thing
to say?
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